Things I'm Capable of Doing, but I Chose Not To. Part 1

awesome! lmfao

 

could surf a 20 foot wave into a barrel if I had a magic lantern!

 

I could bang my ex-wife's sisters. That's right, both of them, possibly at the same time.

But I haven't... yet

 

I could kill Yerslef or Myslef...

 

I could juggle 4 balls instead of 3 if I put in the time and effort to learn, I mean as of now I cant as I don't have the knowledge skills or abilities?

hey wait....is that the same as I cant do it?

 

You're capable of taking shorter poos but you're not so you have hemroids.

 

I dunno, I mean 4 balls in the air is a lot......Im gonna start with tennis balls and then work up to fire pins and chain saws

#jugglcamp
#wavygravey

 

#hemorrhoidsareyourfriend

 

I could get out the car and beat the person infront of me to a vedgetable with a tire iron,but I choose not to . lol

this is a good thread btw lol

I can wrestle a cobra but I chose not to

also I definitely can surf mavericks and jaws,but again I choose not to....too many kooks

 

Beat the living f*rk out of LBrs who waste good waves. No disrespect to the good LBrs, both of you.

 

I could throw a longboard on the racks and go surf the ankle biters rolling into the harbor this evening...

 

Give it time, brother... eventually it will look good to you.

 

you have a record and are still in the NG?

bro

 

naw

 

eye roll

i have a big problem with you for reasons you know why

for the sake of the forum i am putting you on ignore

 

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

 

dude your full of sht and youre the only one with stolen valor you little troll fk. btw you can get a waiver for certain misdemeanors no suprise you didnt know that stolen valor.

 

hey seldom have i served in the military????????