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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Tsk, tsk....somebody doesn't like being poked. lol
    As for having money, you must have picked a lot of pineapples for that. Dole should be happy with you.
    Personally, I am broke--not a penny in my pockets. My house burned down, and my wife left me. If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all....
    But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night!
     
  2. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Honesty is the best policy
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Some people will believe anything you tell them....
     
  4. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    that's at least better than a Ramada wh*re. Always in it for the Continental breakfst
     
  5. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    My kid and his buddy went to the Keys for spring break. They made a habit of stopping by hotels for the free breakfast buffet. While I don't condone theft... I'll admit I was impressed.
     
  6. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Better than cold a$$ OCMD and you don't have to deal with Colin. Have fun big guy and make sure you shred the gnar!
     
  7. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I surfed kammieland by myself for 30 min. This place really puts your surfing ability in perspective.
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2017
  8. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I told y'all that we gots a new Shred
     
  9. surfin

    surfin Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2012
    as a kite surfer i use many web sites but don't pay a dime , and from watching the weather all the time i have learned little more about weather patterns . Can see a set up a week away most of the time , but i usually look outside at the trees or at the beach for my reports . if its windy i kite , if there is swell i go surf . and most kiters are not rich after they buy a quiver of kites . so paying a website for forecast is something that i will never do .
     
  10. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    If you come to the northshore never pass up bodysurfing wiamea shorebreak that shat is fun
     
  11. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    So when did you land on the island brah?

    Howzabout throwing some pix down of Kammies and that Whammea shorebreak for us surf starved cabin fever cold water peons?
     
  12. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I been here for a few days and got another 14 days here. I try to come every year. The locals are cool as cucumbers unless you break rank. I've really been getting showed my limits out here. Double overhead here holds you down twice as long as back home. Sunday is going XL and I'm going to sit on the beach like a punk. I'll send pictures of that day because my feet will stay dry. I hate being one of the worst surfers in the lineup.
     
  13. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    oooo clownie, youre on oahu?!?!?!?!

    I surfed gas chambers and turkeys/rockies today

    where did you surf? Kammies?! that wave can be fun, but ive found it hit or miss

    where you surfing tomorrow?
     
  14. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Im surfing any spot between Pipeline and Rockies early tomorrow. Maybe Chuns reef if it looks good or lanis because I'm driving from Haleiwa and it's hard to drive past when it's good. Kammies was OK today it's just there was hardly anyone out so I had to jump on it.
     
  15. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    maybe see you at rockies, im shooting for the yard if wind is good
     
  16. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    You will recognize me if you see me. Im pretty big, not fat, big.
     
  17. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    I will be sure to go up to the biggest dude I see and say 'hey fvcker, are you clownface?'

    that should go well
     
  18. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Lol ahahaha
     
  19. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    You fu(ked a girl after after a dog ate her? Dude, you got sloppy seconds from a dog! Congratulations,you big dumb animal!
     
  20. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

    434
    Apr 4, 2016
    Just follow the trail of dudes with dislocated shoulders