Lineup pooping rules

Dude animals poo all the time in nature. I don't see the difference. Poo where you want. The world would be a lot more interesting if people pooed at will. Pooing in the water is a right of passage in my opinion. Just don't poo on your peeps.

 

I think the real question it- do you go on the inside or the outside...

Or just go in the wetsuite. It washes out, right?

 

Maybe you should create a poll about pooping.... see what everybody really thinks

 

These treads are why I like to surf alone...

 

Nothing cleans the brown eye better than salt water and wet sand.

 

A poll might reveal some interesting trends... I know my dogs poo in the same corner of the yard every day. Maybe surfers have not evolved from that mentality yet.

 

I need seaweed for my bunghole

 

I would assume sh!tting in your wetsuit would cause some sort of discomfort. You gotta do what you gotta do though. Find a nice rock to squat upon

 

LOL! Like a facial scrub.

 

I had to once, and it chased after me like a mini brownshark, going in circles around me. Never again! Better to ruin a dune.

 

I'm gonna drop in and crop dust the hell outta you now.

 

I don't give a sh!t about this thread.

Where's Clemmy? Don't think he's blown one in his suit, but IIRC he's got some experience with a boardshorts blowout.

 

LMAO. Should have put a lil fin on it and sent it back out to clear out the lineup.

 

Hell yeah Mr Crew, people pay big dorrar for those types of products.

 

I was a once notorious dune sh1tter. I was known as the sh1tter in the dunes. Kinda like Catcher in the Rye. With all the driving I do, I've had many a rectal explosion on the roadside of many a PA and NJ highway. I'm never anywhere without TP.
But I've never, ever, ever sh1t in the lineup.

 

In the winter & spring before dawn patrols I'll seek shelter under the boardwalk. Either have napkins in the car or spread wide. Not sure if I even had to do it this year though. More dawn patrols and a worse diet last year I guess. Don't plan on trying it in the water but definitely not counting it out

 

That's low, lol. You could of dropped a steamer on a car with PA plates at least. That's what we like to do. Nothing like a steamer in July on the hood of a car.