Don't Marry a Surfer

Clownface · Apr 2, 2017

Just don't do it girls! And Guys; don't marry a surfer girl, ultimately it will cut into your wave count. I couldn't imagine showing up with a tootsie pop at every flupsing surf session, plus girls attract sharks. You will be surfing for two! Imagine waiting for her to get ready while you're frothing at the door. Domestic conversations in the lineup anyone? Paddling out together; ugh! Only thing worse is having the misses video tape you from the beach so you can wack off later to your snaps and cutbacks footie. If I do marry a surfer girl she will have to take a separate car and not make eye contact in the lineup; no doubt!

zagaff3r · Apr 3, 2017

Wouldn't you have to: 1) move out of your mom's place 2) talk to a real female, not the blow up doll that you pretend loves you, let alone a girl that surfs (34 X 10^6 surfers world wide, 10% are women, odds are not looking good for you) 3) convince her not to kick your tiny nuts, and run away while screaming "fûćk you clown" in revulsion, and then actually marry you (what are you Bill Cosby?) 4) and actually go surfing, so you know, you'd both surfers.

Sounds like you got nothin to worry about. Maybe try that transvestite that Bubonic was dating. You obviously like chick's with d!cks, right?

It's good advice though. Don't marry a surfer girl. I didn't.

Marry a rich, shaper's daughter. ; )

Clownface · Apr 3, 2017

zagaff3r said: ↑

Wouldn't you have to: 1) move out of your mom's place 2) talk to a real female, not the blow up doll that you pretend loves you, let alone a girl that surfs (34 X 10^6 surfers world wide, 10% are women, odds are not looking good for you) 3) convince her not to kick your tiny nuts, and run away while screaming "fûćk you clown" in revulsion, and then actually marry you (what are you Bill Cosby?) 4) and actually go surfing, so you know, you'd both surfers.

Sounds like you got nothin to worry about. Maybe try that transvestite that Bubonic was dating. You obviously like chick's with d!cks, right?

It's good advice though. Don't marry a surfer girl. I didn't.

Marry a rich, shaper's daughter. ; )
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Sounds like Zagaff3r is regretting letting their boyfriend get a sex change. Bubonic is just Zagaff3r's gay stripper name. Zagaff3r is planning on living off his tranny girl fathers money; good life plan. I hope those shatty backyard shaped boards are worth nailing a weiner turned insideout.

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