kekistani refugee thread

#kek

 

You got to see the humor. Ok ok, i didn't surf in the 80s. I grew up surfing in the 90s though. Granted, late 90s. There was and still is line up etiquette.

By the way, you mentioned having 2.5 decades of experience in the other thread. Ill give it to you, you have more experience. But by only a few years.

Don't know how old you think i am or how long you think iv been surfing, but you don't know me. So at the end of the day, it's just exactly that. What you think, not what is.

Your whole beef with me is because i stood up for a dude because you were giving him crap for saying bomb. But we are limp wristed? Not hard to see the irony here. Your upset over the word bomb.....

Yeah I'm young, but I'm not that young. And dispite what you may think, I'm not like other 27 year olds. You older guys on here keep throwing the word millennial around. So I'm 27. So what? That doesn't mean a thing. I don't understand the insult.

And as far as getting over it. There's nothing to get over. This is funny to me man. Some older dude gets bent about the word bomb then acts like he knows me. But I'm the immature millennial? I'm laughing at you. This is funny. And your supposed to be some hardened surfer in Hawaii? You need a more fitting back story

Keep this going. It'll be my entertainment for the night. But i do have to go food shopping and take the lady for a walk aground the near by lake. So please excuse me for a bit. Having a real life is tough, but rewarding. You should try it

 

What on gods earth did I miss today?

 

Vaughn, **** you, you pissed me off the other day.

 

Kek kills cucks, Pepe told me so

 

#cuckistan

 

I'm not a sh!t poster. I don't pretend to be some one I'm not by throwing out insults on a forum. But do point out where i whined? I'm missing it.

I look silly? How? Toughen up? Funny. Yesterday i got smacked with a board behind my right ear. I have a golf ball sized lump behind my ear today, and that's after swelling went down. I had a concussion. Although not severe. Continued to surf for 3 more hours. On that walk i just went on with my girl... Some dudes in a truck were barking at her saying something about her booty. Didn't really hear, just knew they were being disrespectful. I walked right off that curb right to the truck and asked them to step out. Im 5'7 150 pounds. These were 3, much bigger guys. Granted they speed off. And that doesn't make me the toughest guy in the world. But certainly not limp wristed. Im sure you would of gotten out of the water or kept walking pretending toy didn't hear the disrespectful remarks.

Coddled? Nah. My mom loves me but never coddled. Iv worked hard for everything i got. Nothing was given to me. What is it you did for a living?

So you don't like zep? Its actually not my collection. It's my pops. All original. Kinda stole it from him. You know music is recorded certain ways. Nowa days music is recorded to be played digitally. Older bands were recorded to be played on vinyl. That's why newer bands sound like crap on vinyl. So because I'm into recording and spend allot of time in a studio, that's a bad thing? Good insult man.

You seem to know allot about me. Tell me what i do for a living, how i surf, how i got everything i have. Im curious. Of course you could just throw out insults like a keyboard warrior. But come on. You got people's attention. Random insults are boring. Why don't you tell everyone who i really am. Or should i say who you think i really am. It'll be fun.

And one last thing. All jokes aside. I obviously know who i am. You clearly don't. When you say things like i was coddled or i need to toughen up.... do you actually think I'm sitting here saying "oh no, some random dude said i was coddled and need to toughen up, how does he really know who i am"? Or do you think I'm laughing at the fact that a grown man is pretending to know me based of some post on a forum? Here's a hint. Its the latter

 

Generic lame sh!t talking. At least be interesting in your insults. Or do what i asked and tell me about myself. I really want to see what you come up with.

 

By the way, i may be 27. My age says I'm a millennial. But you use "omg". How old were you again?

 

thanks for creating a safe space to sh1t post

here we go: children are overvalued. i mean really they dont know or do any sh1t that is productive. they are a financial drain and boring.they are an under used resource. child slavery should be legalized and implemented asap. they are capable of hard work and can be beat to take direction. they need to farm, cook, pave roads, etc. idgaf but they should be the working class.

 

as a millennial i admit we all suck and are all spoiled no exceptions. none of us know what real work is.

also i personally watched stank airdrop into a bomb at waiemeia on a day i was too much of a pus to get one

 

That's funny you mention that tard. I work for a living. Real work. Commercial/industrial HVAC/R. We also do electrical and some plumbing. Which is why stanks limp wristed comment is particularly funny. Its an industry filled with people who don't just give respect because you have a degree that mommy and daddy paid for. You have to earn that respect. Hauling tools and torches and duct work and nitrogen tanks up 28 foot extension ladders to a roof. Plus knowing what your doing. Im curious what stank does.

I do honestly agree with you though. Kids spend to much time behind computers and tvs. They should learn trades early on

 

I'll admit most do suck. I wasn't given a damn thing in my life. Mommy and daddy never bought me a car, paid for college (twice), they never paid my cell phone bill, gas. Nothing. Of course they took care of me as a kid by putting a roof over my head. But i was cooking my own dinner at 4 years old. Mommy and daddy were to busy working multiple jobs just to keep that roof over my head. And i learned from that. From what iv seen you post I'd think you weren't spoiled either

 

noone has real jobs anymore. they all want to be YouTube rockstars.

work is for suckers, embrace the millennial apathy. let it consume you. make money in the first world spend in third let babylon fall.

millenialism is a neccesary step.

starve the beast through your own laziness and self absorption. only then will the rich find noone to employ and we can finally be replaced by robots

 

I'm pretty sure i have a real job.

 

you need to retire man. im half way there just need to find a way to get the other half the year off.

go full millennial.

bohemian backpack trip. think peru.

ive met people here from allll over the world that have never worked a real day in their life. if they can do it so can we. let the old folks die off in homes and society crumble and well just work barrista and tradesman jobs sporadically to support our millennial travel glory

 

Towards the end of humanity.