Skimboards are for

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Apr 9, 2017.

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  1. Apr 9, 2017 #1
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Skimboards are for skiming, not surfing. If that's such a crazy statement then let's start skiming with a surfboard. Or rollerblading with a skateboard. How about tow in bodysurfing. Or Sup bodyboarding. Prone kayaking anyone? Back country jetskiing? Maybe we can snowmobile teahupoo. Flups it I'm taking my car down rapids. Then I'm going to get shacked on my lawnmower while reading a newspaper with my a$$
     
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  3. Apr 9, 2017 #2
    beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

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    Shortbus
     
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  5. Apr 9, 2017 #3
    Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

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    I'm actually impressed with good skim surfing, at least when it's in the unsurfable shore pound.
     
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  6. Apr 9, 2017 #4
    beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

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    Curtis!
     
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  7. Apr 10, 2017 #5
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    Lol for me skimboards are for pain.

    Little kids seem to like it. So it's fun to watch them be happy.
     
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  8. Apr 10, 2017 #6
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

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    Domkenation of tubes bigger than ones the OP ever rode!

    as a whole skimming is odd, but guys who can tubed on shorie, fkn A thats a niche wave and well done
     
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  9. Apr 10, 2017 #7
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Buy a ticket to NZ and take a seat in the moaning chair.
     
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  10. Apr 10, 2017 #8
    Barry Cuda

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    Henceforth, I will wear my backpack up front!!!
    So there!!!
     
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  11. Apr 10, 2017 #9
    nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

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    Henceforth-

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  12. Apr 10, 2017 #10
    red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

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    Good for a wrist sprain or break!
     
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  13. Apr 10, 2017 #11
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    +1
     
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  14. Apr 10, 2017 #12
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    I wanted to get a new surfboard, so I went and bought a Burton
     
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  15. Apr 10, 2017 #13
    UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

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    sometimes i take a look at a kite board and think that might be decent as a bullet/shotgun board. fyi, pro skimboarters are pretty bad@ss. I've seen some crazy videos where they sky hi and still don't break an arm. plus they don't drop in on a wave
     
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  16. Apr 10, 2017 #14
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    You tube skimming the wedge. There is some impressive sh!t there!
     
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  17. Apr 10, 2017 #15
    nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

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    For your next visit to Pinballs

    [video=youtube;KJKlPuSmcbE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJKlPuSmcbE[/video]
     
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  18. Apr 10, 2017 #16
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Yea dudes, skimming is awesome, right up until you start doing stepoffs. Clownface hates stepoffs. Even soft top stepoffs are gay on skimboards, cool with a surfboard, gay with a skimboard. Can you people please keep up.
     
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  19. Apr 10, 2017 #17
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

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    clownface is the new flo


    bbbbboooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
     
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  20. Apr 10, 2017 #18
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Yea right bro. Your only repeating what your girl said about how you are in bed. Talk about passing the buck or should I say 1 inch bucks. Chah Chah Chah kah kah kah Ahahaha
     
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  21. Apr 10, 2017 #19
    nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Apr 10, 2017 #20
    Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

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    Damn, I really want one of those little handboards now. That looks like hella fun!
     
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