High Efficiency Toilets

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by WankyPumpMaster, Apr 12, 2017.

  1. WankyPumpMaster

    WankyPumpMaster Member

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    Jan 25, 2017
    So we have these high efficiency toilets at work. They're supposed to save water or something like that. Sounds great, asides from the fact that you have to flush it minimum three times to get the **** out. So in the end they are less efficient than standard toilet.

    Sometimes going green does more harm than good. Like the xcel bamboo wetsuits that couldn't keep my toes warm.

    Or like the use of fossil fuels to build and install wind turbines that only work when the wind blows. Thus forcing people to use fossil fuels when the wind doesn't blow.
     
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    let me present to you the following points:

    1.lol
    2. environmental ppl want to control you
     

  3. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
  4. Scoopy!

    Scoopy! Well-Known Member

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    Aug 28, 2016
    Sounds like a good place to start.
     
  5. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    I replaced a broken toilet with a high efficiency toilet, and I must say the thing just sucks your turds right outta there with no swirl. Dunno how it works exactly but it's the shiiit, literally. Wasn't cheap though.
     
  6. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    How does the SI community feel about dual flush?

    I just re-did a bathroom and got a 1.28 GPF American Standard commode. Opted for single flush for less moving parts. If I hold the lever down the water keeps flowing and I can move even the most heinous post-mexican-food-binge deuces.

    SwellInfo: your home for medical advise, psychological evaluation, and now politically charged restroom renovation guidance!
     
  7. pkovo

    pkovo Well-Known Member

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    Jun 7, 2010
    I put in a Toto Drake 1.28 GPF in a new bathroom in my house a couple of years ago. Same thing, it sucks out way better than the old school higher gallon models. Plus, can get two full flushes from the tank without a fill up.

    Damn thing is like magic. Anyway, I think the design is as important as the amount of water used.
     
  8. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I've forged logs that made commercial Sloan valves choke. And those things will suck down a 10 pound Maine lobster like a champ. I wonder how many gallons per flush those things will huck?
     
  9. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    I took you for a 5 gallon bucket pincher
     
  10. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest


    Global warming?? What global warming??
     
  11. pinkstink

    pinkstink Well-Known Member

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    Aug 20, 2012
    84 degrees in Boston yesterday... but ya global warning total conspiracy!
     
  12. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Funny you should mention that, we are actually going into a global cooling phase. But liberal zeligs still need to get pegged by their wifes, so they bow down and worship their own social acceptance. #peglife #acceptmeimliberal
     
  13. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Ok u first!
     
  14. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Maybe because the jetstream was way north of Boston yesterday , or is science hurting your feelings, am I being to specific for your sensitivitys

    Study it dummy man, climate change can work like a sling shot. However unlike you zeligs, science is not a definite, objectivity is something you lack. Let me put it in terms that a libtard might understand, ( however doubtful it might be that logic might work on a liberal zelig ) if I fart that doesn't always mean I have to sh*t.
     
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  15. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Ok u can be the first to pay higher taxes for Carbon (the basis of all life)!
     
  16. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  17. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    Meanwhile we have cruise ships sailing the NW Passage, but no warming here, why nothing at all.
     
  18. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Sure thing. Just let the Govt know on your taxes that you are willing to pay for your Carbon Footprint. (miles driven, flown, energy usage etc....). Lets not think for ourselves anymore, keep dribbling the propaganda we are forced to believe.
     
  19. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    health is very important. so if you feel a budge - perhaps even prairie doggin it - you should go to the bathroom. i've gone double digits before going to lunch. sure, ppl will think you're cokehead, but you'll be in the best shape of your life. and that'll make you that more interesting too - girls love men of mystery
     
  20. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Haha nice!