Had my septic tank pumped, surfed, then got a vasectomy

If you have one kid and he has two... you are a moron. But I do appreciate you limiting your genetic impact on the world so thanks for that.

 

genes dont matter so much as memes

your values are more important to pass on, imo

so, if you do have kids., be sure to indoctrinate the fkn sh1t out 'em

 

I tell my kids to listen to their teachers. Now I have disrespectful entitled brats

 

I have many kids, spread all over the place. Never put all my eggs in one basket.
In fact, you may be one of them......

 

o barry


I'm still getting snipped.

 

Not yet goode sir. I do apologize for making you think otherwise. My thread was just an initial #query into the process and any other related medical advise. But, you're a champion, you're like Jesus. Now I can say, if siggy could do it, so can I .

 

The trillions of children you have drowned will thank you.

 

vice grips!

 

You have kids? Do they hate Colin, too?

 

As long as you believe that, just peachy. But in actuality it's just another 2 proles serving up SBUX to Archy & his family.

 

Foot went thru the drywall at my girlfriends parents house. Whoops.

 

Starbucks? Fuk that shyt.
I get my coffee from a local roaster.
They're prob commies that work there for sure, but man o man that redhead sure has a nice arse.
I woldn't mind giving it my semen.

 

Well, he did say he had his "septic tank" pumped...

 

Dude is this the same GF that you posted pics of and was asking advice about?

 

Dude. Don't speak of wayne in such coarse terms.

 

No. New better one.

 

Found this graffiti in the worst part of the ghetto the other day, about a block from Cobain's pad. Some tweaker tried to sell me a package of steaks as I took this pic.

O Seldom

 

I remember having a huge argument years ago on another board about how I'm seriously risking getting chicks pregnant by ****!ng them with no condom and pulling out, if they're not on birth control. Mind you, whenever I've had unprotected sex it's been with committed partners. So I was never worried about knocking up a casual hook up or a non-long term girlfriend, as I always used protection in those situations.

Looking back on it, perhaps I'm infertile? Who knows? I'd never entertain the idea of a vasectomy though haha.

 

Congrats bubs.