the wife and I are having a heated battle over my anger towards this big shatt someone's dog took on my lawn! if you knew who it was and it was pure laziness, please tell me what you would do! I'm thinking mailbox with a non threatening message! she screaming I need anger management and I'm yelling grow some balls! offered the kids $50 bucks if they see it happen again and get a photo! P.S. I'm really not the kind of guy that manicures his lawn daily. with the rain and season it looks like FENWAY PARK! am I wrong for wanting to shove it in their lazy face?
Take the shat with some type of spatula or something and spread it underneath their car door handle. They might think twice boot lettin doogie dump on your lawn even if they don't suspect it was you.
Just put up a little sign on your lawn.i did and it solved the problem immedtely It said "pick up after your dog. It's your responsibility not mine... I saw you do it" Things were awkward for a few months but only because they were embarrassed...
Your right D.P just need a release even though I'm feeling Archy is spot on! That's why I asked because I get the truth from chargers like you guys! Thanks, most likely saved me a lot of grief over some crap! I'm actually laughing at myself now! Told her I was gonna throw it at them like a monkey! Need some South Park or family guy! Sober isn't easy! Thanks
Be careful of the anger stage of sobriety, most people don't make it past that. It last months and then their is the last stage before you make it out which is depression. If you make it past all of those stages the body and brain will stop trying to trick you into using again.
Have the local constabulary issue a summons to the owner. You need photos of course (evidence), and name of offender. In my town, it is a $200 fine. I have done so twice already to two different individuals. And of course, they accuse me of being a dog hater. I tell them "No, I am a dog owner hater-your dog wasn't fined, now, was he?"
I my situation, I have told the dog owners to keep their dogs out of my yard 'walk across the street', I have noticed people carry bags with them now....be nice but forceful....it's their responsibility. I am a dog owner myself and pick up my dogs crap every day in my yard
