To any lifeguard I yelled at on 27th Street...

Gentleman

 

I told the head lifeguard at Assateague off yesterday. Whistling us out of the swimming area when there was no one swimming at 10 o'clock on the nose. I yelled out ffff-uck you!!!! He tried to flag me in and I flipped him the bird.

 

Atta boy! HAHA

 

I remember about 6-7 years ago, we had this thread on here where someone was posting about an altercation that had with a lifeguard, then the lifeguard (or someone pretending to be) got on here and the thread became one of the GOAT on this forum. I really should remember more about it.

That thread really should have been in the HOF of this forum.

 

I think that post was from Indian River, I kinda remember that

 

I almost wanna say it was Ocean City Maryland, maybe I'm wrong.

I'll try and see if I can find it in the next few minutes before I leave.

 

Eatswell, I know we had one on here a while back where the lifeguard at Assateague got kicked by the horse. At least he said it was him. HA HA That was a funny video!


Zippy is such a rebel! LOL

 

I'll have to look up that one about getting kicked by the horse. I did manage to find the other thread, it was in OCMD. I'm embarrassed I remembered that much about a 7 year old thread that I didn't even post in.

https://www.swellinfo.com/forum/sho...eps-its-bounds&highlight=ocean+city+lifeguard

 

buddy was a lifeguard. as soon as someone died on his watch when he was trying to resuscitate 'em, he quit. you could imagine it'd be pretty difficult

 

The pigeons made him do it!!

 

Damn, bummer.

 

I remember that threade. HA HA I commented on it


Barry, those pigeons are crazy!

 

In '94 the town decided to make the official surfing beach a swimming area.
In protest and cuz it was the only beach with any wave me and 2 buddys paddled out.
The lifeguards were furious when we didn't comply.
Then some guy comes down and starts yelling and going off on us.
My buddy told him to "fvck off". "Who the fvck are you, God"
The guy said detective so-n-so.
We stayed in the water until there was about 10 cops on the beach.
When we got out we were handcuffed and taken away.
The next beach over (Free Beach) where peopled partied and our local beach, well they all were on the jetty watching it all go down and as we were being cuffed and escorted off they all starting chanting "Die Cop Die!"
It was pretty hilarious.
Ended up having to pay a $300 dollar fine.
But a year to the day hurricane Bertha came through. When it went offshore the cops were all over the place keeping surfers out of the water.
I went a mile down the road where there were no cops, paddled out and over to The Pit.
Proceeded to get some 15' footers and the whole cliff was lined with people and cops and cops on the beach with megaphone telling me to get out. I made sure to kick out early enough to paddle back out without coming in.
After about an hour the cops gave up.
A year to the mutha fvckin day. Ahhh redemption never tasted so good.

 

Noice! F em!

 

It's the pigeons and the Jersey in me that makes me do it.

I actually hate this time of year when the people that have been guarding the beaches and the bay through the hard winter are supposed to submit to poorly trained fat kids and an old kook "surfer" who manages them. My wife always sees it coming and comments to anyone who notices "uh oh, he's getting ornery again"

 

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Not sure what would have happened if I paddled in when he flagged me but I'm glad he gave up and drove away

 

Zipp, do you ever take your pigeons for a stroll on the beach and let them crap on the tourons? lol

 

A game of patience, who can last longer before they give up lol