Howdy, I have posted on this here SI forum only once and did not get busted for no Herro thread but I decided to write one anyway…. I’m a Florida surfer which is about 2 seconds away from a Fla redneck. My wife is hot and my GF is ehh, but she can take out her teeth and has a flat head for my beer. No photos….I’ve got love in my heart and hate in my fist. Mother Nature is the only one who has ever thrown my chit in the ocean. I don’t have a dog but tasted it in SE Asia. I have never surfed Belmar because I’m allergic to hypodermic needles in the lineup. My call sign is more about my work than it is about the rocket in my pocket. I dress left. I have some gay friends but none of them kiss like a gay guy. I’ve had 3 knee surgeries, 1 on my left knee, 1 on my right knee and 1 on my wee knee. I want Yankee to be my financial adviser with Barry as my backup, O’Barry. The farthest north I have surfed was OCMD, the coldest water was 44. From time to time Austin sucks. I won my last fight by 50 yards. Biggest waves I have surfed was 12-15ft during the Halloween swell of 91 in Brevard County. I drive a Volvo but can wreck a vulva. I’ve got 13 screws and a titanium plate in my shoulder, if I paddle too hard I go in a circle. I didn’t vote for Trump because he is a douche canoe. I didn’t vote for Hillary because she douches with a canoe…AND, I like sunsets and walks on the beach…..
Wow, should I be surprised that Cokface responses with a shot across the bow? Who are you trying to insult? Me or KR? 1 last question.....is that you Wayne???
Has my bro Seldome returned in a different cloaking device? Happy to help. One word: index funds. (Ok, that's 2 words) Just VFIAX it, amigo.
"Weed will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no weed."
clearly you've been paying attention. for that, I give you a big helllllo! sounds like you know what you've gotten yourself into!
Here is one https://www.amazon.com/Weber-Coffee-Rub-12-5-oz/dp/B00SLSINHK?th=1 Ollies has it for $1.79. It's really good
Herro and welcomese! Very good, very good (golf clap) Just make sure that you do make it a life goal and priority to surf the Belmar, I hear the hypodermic needles arnt so bad in mid august. Your new bff Mr Belmar
After multiple trips to central coast Calif. (VAFB) I am sold on this rub for tri-tip http://susieqbrand.com/santa-maria-seasonings/
Thanks yankee. nope, not Seldome, I am my own man. I don't think Seldome would ever say he does not have a dog. Vanguard is the way. I am pretty locked in with some of their funds also.
Welcome Roxie, Nice intro... But if you have been following close enough you would notice that we all had to submit images for review, as awkward as it may appear this is a rite of passage. No Tickie no Laundry
Damn NpL, called me on a technicality.....Hmmmm, let me do some research and get back to youz guyz...
Wow dude. I don't see the suniliarities in writing stylees, but I'll take that as a compliment. The new guy comes in with a "Herro" thread and knocks it out of the park. With the bases loaded. Rocketjok huh? Cool. We've got a few guys here that pretend to be rocket scientists, but I'm pretty sure they're not. I hear there's some killer surf to be found at Vandy. Ever get down to Magoo (sp)? Anyways, great intro. Looking forward to seeing your wit in action (i.e., don't be an abandonneur). Ciao
South of Vandy, Jalama State Park ...tarantulas, nice point break and have to get there by goat trail. minor crowd on the weekends, hardly anybody there on the weekdays.
Santa Maria BBQ! One of my favorites from my years in San Luis Obispo. Gotta love that tri-tip. Many folks outside that part of the country don't even know what tri-tip is.
