^ haha. You know that could be taken a few different ways. short in stature, short in duration, short equipment or short time fling (my favorite).
I guess I don't understand someone defending their lady friends honor anonymously on the gay surfers forum at the interwebs - what a kook Good dig up Valhalla and stank for the memory!
Wow. Its scary to think that my wisdom has only grown to greater heights since this post. I hope they are still together.
4'10" and 96 lbs he says Either his gf is the World's Greatest Spinner or homeslice is a straight up pedo bear