investment advice - acorns

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by me tard, Aug 24, 2017.

  1. me tard

    me tard Well-Known Member

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  2. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    the Acorn grille is a much cheaper version of the Egg Grille. so go for it
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Does the word "ponzi" ring a bell?
     
  4. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I have a few clients that tell me their bank will round up each transaction and put the difference into a savings acct. It's like this, only there's little risk of losing it all in the end.
     
  5. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

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    Oct 30, 2008
    ****ing stupid. Investing $.12 at a time is like trying to bail a sinking ship with a shot glass. These cheap investment schemes are set up to swindle a bunch of dumbasses.
     
  6. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Apr 1, 2009
    Nice spam OP. These shuckers are just out to grab some $$ from unsuspecting SI types. I assume your spam is in the right spot.
     
  7. WHITEPOWERSURFER

    WHITEPOWERSURFER Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2017
    Fu**** trolls! Lol I feel bad for the less fortunate that fall for it.
     
  8. mudpuppet

    mudpuppet Member

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    Dec 16, 2010
    They're skimming a 1/4 percent off any balance under 5k. You can do everything they offer on you own. Open an e-trade, Scott trade, etc and do it yourself.
     
  9. me tard

    me tard Well-Known Member

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    Dec 5, 2016
    advice taken
     
  10. me tard

    me tard Well-Known Member

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    Dec 5, 2016
    was actually looking for input.
     
  11. me tard

    me tard Well-Known Member

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    Dec 5, 2016
    most of those have minimum, up front $ amounts that you have to maintain. i think you are right tho. i could do that myself.
     
  12. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    I use Acorns more as a way to make something out of my "change" when I break a dollar with my debit card.

    The returns on mico investing are minimal (even in the long run) but I view Acorns as a way to stash away a couple hundred bucks over a few months in a relatively painless way. Set up reminders to take $5 a week from your checking account, use your debit card and pocket the change, and before you know it you'll have $500 bucks sitting there. For example, I started just over a month ago and have an account balance of $120. Sure this is money I had all along, but its isolated enough that you have to make a conscious decision to want it.

    You're sure as hell not going to retire off Acorns, but if you're saving for a flight this winter it's an easy way to make sure you don't spend what you're saving.
     
  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    An idiot can do that by themselves.
     
  14. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You spend what you are trying to save??
    No discipline, is it?? Or are you guys THAT poor???
    GET A ****ING JOB!!!!!!!!
     
  15. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Apr 1, 2009
    I gotta couple uv acorns for ya....in my pants
     
  16. me tard

    me tard Well-Known Member

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    Dec 5, 2016
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  17. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    o barry, the government sets such a good example on how to balance a budget, how can I do any better?
     
  18. WHITEPOWERSURFER

    WHITEPOWERSURFER Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2017
    I make 40000 a year off the government so I dont need a job.