WSL has gone full retard

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  1. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    It's entrapment.
    Besides, if men didn't stare, I doubt these gals would even do it in the first place.
     
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  2. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    My wife works with retards. She loves those crazy little bastards! Any Dead Milkmen fans out there? My wife actually takes retards to the zoo... She Drives the bus and everything.
    My wife would be really pissed if she knew I wrote this. Please don't tell her...
     
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  3. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    So when we choose to watch WSL, we'll all be watching girls surfing from the waist up.

    Yeah, that's gonna last a long time
     
  4. throwing buckets

    throwing buckets Well-Known Member

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    Oct 16, 2017
    Somebody tell WSL this....
     
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  5. LongIslandBro

    LongIslandBro Well-Known Member

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    Jul 21, 2017
    Those of us in education are supposed to refer to retarded kids as "intellectually disabled".
    Imagine asking a retarded kid "Are you intellectually disabled?"
     
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  6. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Not sure what is more entertaining, SJWs getting butthurt about bikinis... or people that get butthurt by SJWs getting butthurt about about bikinis.

    One thing is for sure, both sides clearly have too much time on their hands. Good luck with asking random people with cameras on a beach to use "discretion" though
     
  7. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    This is exactly the plan. And yes I have been following this stuff for a long time and there is no doubt that it is a conspiracy and not just the normal progression of society.
     
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  8. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Coincidental with WSLs promotions, I have noticed Surfline has been writing and doing spreads on "new" surf stars as they see them. Because the Slaters, Fannings, etc, are pretty much done, there are few "stars" worthy of clicks on ads, etc. So Surfline has embarked on finding and promoting new kids to follow. Basically they are trying to either expand their market (please note the recent barrage of East Coast articles, Caribbean articles, etc) or stop their present market from drastic decline due to absent heroes. Clothing companies require clicks on ads.
    It's all about the money; nothing else. Same for WSL. The American Way.
     
  9. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    You're right about the money, BC... Maybe that's why they're doing it... to get more people to GO to the events, instead of watch them on their devices. They'll sell more sh!t to people if they show up.
     
  10. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Maybe this electronic age living ain't all it's cracked up to be.

    It's just a matter of time when we all start paying for content that's currently free...stuff like Google, Wikipedia, Yahoo, porn etc.

    At that point, people will find it more attractive to seek out tactile things.
     
  11. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Dambit Kid, stop using big words! What does Tactile mean? Touching yourself inappropriately???
     
  12. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.

    The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” The man says no.

    The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can’t not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”

    The man replies, “Honestly, doc I, don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch Internet porn and eat Cheetos.”
     
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  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest


    This actually, jester, is funny.
    One of your better posts.
    Stay away from the ocmd topic.....it is boring.
     
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  14. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Yes. Kind of. You get a B+ for effort Chavito.
     
  15. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    Reading Breitbart is close to going full retard too. Good chance that's "fake news." You never go full tard man, everyone knows that. Yeah, first they put contests in swimming pools instead of Fiji and Trestles, then they take away one of the only reasons we tune in to the women's contests? Dear lord help us all.
     
  16. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    We have this one retard named Mongo. Sometimes we tie ol' Mongo up to the clothes line and let him run around, he loves it
     
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  17. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Mongo only pawn in game of life
     
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  18. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    No TNA = no viewers, say bye bye WSL.
     
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  19. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    I heard on the radio that this is actually happening. I forget what state it was. Rhode island maybe? But basically you can't watch porn in that state unless you pay like 5 or 10 bucks to the government. Then your name is put on the dirty list. Don't remember if its already in effect or they are working towards it. But yeah. It's happening. Or at least trying to happen.

    Question is what is the government going to be doubt with all this money. But that's another topic.
     
  20. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Mongo like candy...
     
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