Iden-tities

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Rob_Kelly, May 19, 2018.

  1. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I miss Tlokien. He was lost in "The Great Austina/Fistina Purge." Hope He's OK; we surfed together several times and I have his cell # but last few times I texted him to come out and play, no response.
     
  2. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    HAH! Just got him on the cell and hopefully will surf together this weekend...
     
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  3. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Give the man my regards prease.
     
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  4. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I'm the REAL sjb. I'm back folks!!
     
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  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    And I am Napoleon Bonaparte, re-incarnated.
     
  6. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Oh yeah? You're the real SJB?

    Then answer this: If you had to live in Kansas City...

    Do you go Kansas or Missour-ah?
     
  7. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

    107
    Mar 6, 2018
    I'm not gay but I do bang dudes from surf predictin' website message boards.

    Isn't that what one is supposed to do with Internet friends. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong...

    Oops. But y'all have to admit my Bill Cosby Cool Aid was pretty good. Orange flavor.
     
  8. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

    107
    Mar 6, 2018
    Ah, you noticed how I enticed y'all. Wow, that was amazing. Not only do I, Rob Kelly, shred but I'm clever, too. That's why Billabong pays me the big bucks. Though, my cut from those NUB videos is pretty weak.
     
  9. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

    107
    Mar 6, 2018
    Not more than the surf world needs me.

    Years ago I got sixth in some contest in Puerto Rico.

    Not to keep mentioning this, but youse guys did see my barrel at Cedars two winters ago, right?
     
  10. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

    107
    Mar 6, 2018
    Remember, Douglas, the Lord is watching you.

    He guides me down D St, safely, so far. Knock on wood. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
     
  11. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Virgil Sollozzo, "I'm going to speak Italian to SS"

    Irish cop, "Go ahead."

    Why they a no a give you a your a name a back? That's a not a right. I bet ya dey take a da name an a give it to that a dog by the pool.

    That a dog a took your a name!

    (He took your name)
    (He took your name)

    South Park Reference #209
     
  12. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

    107
    Mar 6, 2018
    Kidnapped? By Mexicans? Or Magic Seaweed enthusiaists?
     
  13. capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2012
    Identity. One the three major questions in life.
    Who am I ? Why am I here? Where am I going?
    Identity? Purpose? Destiny?

    God only knows, and if we are fortunate enough, we gradually sense His revelation of the answers.

    Carry on.
     
  14. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    um Kansas?
     
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest


    Still drinking peyote teas, I see......
     
  16. capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2012
    I know you appreciate consistency ..

    And know that I'd always welcome the opportunity to sip tea and philosophize with ya 'cuda.
     
  17. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Hey lil guy. Take it easy on those Prussians, will ya?
     
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  18. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    WRONG !!!

    SJB totally prefers Kansas City, Missour-ah.

    Kansas? Asian, please.
     
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  20. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Nah man I'm really sjb.

    I was joking about that whole Kansas thing to see if you could tell that i'm the genuine article, which I am.