I miss Tlokien. He was lost in "The Great Austina/Fistina Purge." Hope He's OK; we surfed together several times and I have his cell # but last few times I texted him to come out and play, no response.
Oh yeah? You're the real SJB? Then answer this: If you had to live in Kansas City... Do you go Kansas or Missour-ah?
I'm not gay but I do bang dudes from surf predictin' website message boards. Isn't that what one is supposed to do with Internet friends. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong... Oops. But y'all have to admit my Bill Cosby Cool Aid was pretty good. Orange flavor.
Ah, you noticed how I enticed y'all. Wow, that was amazing. Not only do I, Rob Kelly, shred but I'm clever, too. That's why Billabong pays me the big bucks. Though, my cut from those NUB videos is pretty weak.
Not more than the surf world needs me. Years ago I got sixth in some contest in Puerto Rico. Not to keep mentioning this, but youse guys did see my barrel at Cedars two winters ago, right?
Remember, Douglas, the Lord is watching you. He guides me down D St, safely, so far. Knock on wood. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Virgil Sollozzo, "I'm going to speak Italian to SS" Irish cop, "Go ahead." Why they a no a give you a your a name a back? That's a not a right. I bet ya dey take a da name an a give it to that a dog by the pool. That a dog a took your a name! (He took your name) (He took your name) South Park Reference #209
Identity. One the three major questions in life. Who am I ? Why am I here? Where am I going? Identity? Purpose? Destiny? God only knows, and if we are fortunate enough, we gradually sense His revelation of the answers. Carry on.
I know you appreciate consistency .. And know that I'd always welcome the opportunity to sip tea and philosophize with ya 'cuda.
Nah man I'm really sjb. I was joking about that whole Kansas thing to see if you could tell that i'm the genuine article, which I am.