Cruisin for a Bruisin...

She traveled 10,771 miles in order to sit in a line up with fifty middle-aged guys. lol

 

I have... but never without a warning. I've deliberately dropped in on dudes who've repeatedly paddled around... wave hogs on longboards or sups, mostly. My attitude was always sorta like Metard's... I'll be your worst nightmare until you leave, one way or another. I'm too old for that shit now...

 

Non-stop flight from Isle of Lesbos

 

What a spoiled beatch. As she rides her designer surfboart, accesories, travel, lodging. All made possible by who? Thats right, bad ass men throughout the past 50 years. Men rule because we make things happen. Now wait your turn cupcake.

 

I would just take her ashore and beat her about the face and head with my cocque.

 

"Until then, I’m going. Short of putting anyone in danger or acting like a complete asshole out there, I’m dropping into the waves I want, every wave I can make. And I’m giving absolutely no apologies for being there. For being here. For being anywhere."

How do you drop in on everyone all the time and not be an asshole and put folks in danger. She is a retard. Makes us morons look like Einsteins. We all get frustrated by crowds. She should go surf somewhere else and STFU. Very entertaining read.

The females I see out on good OH days, and there are a few, can hold their own without any help from us old dudes. They paddle out to the peak, wait until they have the properre position, and make the drop and shred the gnar. The author of this article is a whiny baby, to put it lightly, and she would get zero waves down here when it's good. Then she can write another article and blame Trump.

 

To bad Clownface is banned for life. Because hating on women and hating on The Inertia was his favorite. He also got Colins and Ravens instagram accounts turned to private. The Clownface has been going after everyone connected to SI. He made calls to family members jobs and colleges alleging all kinds of things. This Clownface will text your wife saying he is a girl who is sleeping with their husband.

All for what? To protect Colins Step off Career? To shut up free speech?

Whatever it is i promise you this!!! If you take jetskis and almost run them over Surfers in the lineup the Clownface will attempt to ruin your life.

The owners of this OutdoorHub are freaking conservative hunters but still we are all held to liberal standards.

You did it to yourself Micah Sklut The Clown will come for anything that is close to you!!!

Have a freaking Clowntastic day

 

"In Bali, I learned, there’s this thing called taksu, and it’s a little like having charisma... As I started speaking, I realized the mask I was wearing wasn’t the same one I came with that morning. It wasn’t hard and judgmental or sarcastic and holier-than-thou..."

I've never read such self-absorbed garbage in my lifetime, what a pretentious and vacuous cow.

 

what up Jadeveon my ninja

 

How has it been brah the Clown has been in SI prison. He Got lots of effective trolling done. Next will be Colin is a Kook stickers all over SS IRL his home break. Since censorship is so bad just like the french revolution we will turn to street art!!

The Clownface loves to break up relationships, get people fired and kicked out of college. Its his specialty, because nobody likes a cheating, racist, homophobe and photoshop makes your social media posts and pictures so so racist and your loved ones and employers so so easy to contact, sometimes the Clownfaces girlfriend makes the call. Cencor the Clown again and feel the rath of The Clownface.


They actually regionally banned my satellite to shut me up however im posting on here from somewhere in Russia.

Un banable but i got bored with the same old SI banter trolling so i took it to the real world. Clownface told everyone they had an infraction and there was no more F-ing around, that there would be real world consequences. Think the FBI will help you? Think again its the wild west and you provoked Billy the kid.

No threat would be complete without a demand! Clownfaces demands are the Un-banning of Clownface! Simple as that and poof the clown goes away. If not the Clownface will ramp up the real world attacks.

Have a freaking Clowntastic day

 

Figures... the article is from one of the most liberal websites around!!!

 

Please resume taking your anti-psychotic medications; you will then feel better.
Oh, and by the way, are you aware how boring you are?? You should adopt U2Bs method of dealing with it.

 

Clown dude, you're posting from a Russian satellite? Fkn suite. Do me a solid brah, call up Mueller and tell him everything's your fault so the mainstream media will stop bombarding us with these fucking Russian interference fairy tales.

have your girlfriend call me too prease

 

man, woman, child, dog, combinations thereof... I don't care. You get two strikes, on the third I start doing it right back. I'll shadow someone so closely it's comical. It gets old quickly for them. I also like to yell "party wave" during the paddle battle every time I do it. People get so pissed... I grew up surfing first street, that's not a game you want to play with me.

 

I like to yell, "All Skate!"