Surf Industry Revolution

Recently i have noticed an uptick in rebellion agaist surf industry companies and publications by real surfers and soul surfers.

If we pull together we can take our community back.

Voting with our wallets wont work because they will just sell more clothing to nonsurfers.

We just have to troll and make fun of looser industry type surfers. surfers hate to look un-cool so much so that if you make fun of them they will stop talking.

So go and troll social media accounts of the surf industry and focus on personal character attacks!

Surfline just put in Discus fourm which is way eaiser to troll than the previous forum.

The majority of surfers are really cool people, but they are meek and mild compared to these industry type who are loud, directed and Narcissistic.

So make fun of these douchebag publications until they turn into yoga sites and make fun of these companies until they turn into Victoria Secrets. because face it women make up 80% of retail purchases.

If we all pitch in we out number these goober industry types 100-1. so get on those keyboards and help take our community back.

I personally have destroyed 3 mega douche surfers just by making fun of them, simple as that. because a douche bag surfer protects his image more than anything, if you make fun of them they will shut up..

I know it sounds bad but if these industry types are not ashamed about what they do and say than why would they get so mad that someone calls them out? its simple, they are in the wrong and deep deep down they know it, but their Narcissistic so they get defensive which plays into our hand by outing them as the douches they are. So they shut up to save face and do mental gymnastics to make them think they are in the right. Thats where the holyer than thou attitude comes from, its narcissistic.

Soul surfers and real surfers have been given the boot by the surf industry along time ago. lets take it back!!

 

The Clownface is years ahead of most of youz guyz. just wait until the Surf industry is at you door wearing badges trying to take your guns and forcing your daughters into Burkas; oh wait they already did that by censoring women surfers bikinis in Competition.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/sport...s/news-story/7c32d6094cd3e5d3f5f64749f0586d60

 

Ill stay stomping fools out in my Sperrys

There is a counter counterculture inside of our counterculture. now is the perfect time to compete agaist the industry using capitalism. i would never where any surf brand because then people would think i didn't surf; not that i care what people think, just saying!

Maybe a Be Happy type surf brand like the jesus fish so other real surfers can identity each other.

 

If you dont understand what im saying you must have a room temperature IQ. you sound like a CNN anchor!