Surfers vs. Rocks

Prima facie evidence surfers are morons!!

And btw, rocks win!!

 

How about this one.....

 

Tourists might be more moronic than surfers. Two guys needed to be airlifted from the beach from "surf related" injuries this weekend. The surf forecast was for 1-2 foot waves. How does that happen?

http://6abc.com/2-men-suffer-surf-related-injuries-at-del-beaches/3690108/

 

Must of been talentless boogie boarders like JawnDoeski after doing 3 rocks of cocaine.

 

Oh Burry didn't I already tell you in that tread or thread that just closed that nobody cares aboot your fictitious persona you created on this here surf predictin' website or your superiority complex derived from regurgitating your goo goo searches

Give me a sponge..a stick...or a lunch tray and I'll still make you look pathetic Barry

Fall back nobody carezzzz except DSUP...youz guys can slide in each others DM's all day

You know equal rights you old weirdo coot

 

Dude is into Desomorphine, get it right.

 

Nobody cares?? Yet YOU keep responding to my bait, suckah! See?? I can sound like a "spook wanna be" just like you Northeast Philly boys. But I don't; it is a dumb move and so very yesterday.
Now go snort some fentanyl, druggy. bwahahahaha!!!

 

"spook wanna be" lol

 

Bunch of tourist fell off the cliffs at Sunset Cliffs this weekend.

 

Good.

 

obarry

 

Right? Don't usually get sqeemish but this one definitely didn't play nice with my stomach

 

No shit lol. Anyone seriously hurt?

Were they Zonies (Arizona)?

 

Same here, shut it down when he showed that leg skin flapping.

 

That little flesh wound was nasty!

 

Maybe they should have listened to Turtle.

 

I've been in some rocky situations over the years, at Ocean Reef (novice stupidity), Blowing Rocks (leash failurre), Pumphouse (death pit waves) and Domincal Point (more leash failurre). No bueno. Just remember, let the boart take the impact, you can always fix or replace it. Use it as a shield if necessary, and a spring board to higher ground if totally desperado ( it never got to that point thankfully).

Keep cool and remember, nobody is going to help, they will be on their phones mocking and you'll be in the next video. It helps if you laugh out loud at yourself as it goes down, it keeps things light.

 

I never had any bad cases with rocks before,most of the spots I surf don't have jetties just sandy beaches.i seen 2 kids tho get swept into the rocks on a norteaster,they kind of did everything right but not really,the sideshore current was pulling heavy north and they went out at the end of the beach and after the first 2 waves they were right infront of the rocks.they should've been on the left side of the jetty and paddled out right along it and they would've ended in the middle of the beach