hey all, just want to introduce myself before jumping into your lineup. Names Marc, novice surfer with moments of genuine surfing, board whore, surf the northeast (rincon and skeleton bay in my doggy dreams) and I LOVE THIS SHYT. Been following along for a while now and have my favs here - Barry and DawnPatrol among them so that gives you an idea of my mental status. I avoid politics like a case of the clap, live learning new stuff, and can sometimes be a dick. Let the hazing begin !!!!
Welcome aboard!! Some guys on here like having new dicks around (Nica does!!) by their own admission. We are all morons on this bus. By the sounds of it you are no exception....... Have fun!! Oh, as an edit, I will not be here much longer; place is getting boring for me.
Your surfing level is not important on here. HOWEVER, we need to know what level your sand reconne skills are at. How much do you bench? How is your leash tied onto your surfing craft? How many Hindu women have you had relations with? Do you have any girlfriend/wife pictures you'd like to share with the fellas?
Answer those questions first then mine... Have you ever dropped in on anyone in Cocoa Beach? What is the average height of your last 3 lady-friends? Do you prefer BBQ with vinegar or tomato based sauce? Have you ever be foolish?
If Barry is you "favorite" you got some issues. We can further diagnose with a picture of your wife or mother
Does sand move? Leashes are for quitters and guys named Utah and if you play nice - I’m a sharing kinda guy with pictorials
If you mean dropped in as in eat shyt or wipe out in front of someone then I’m muther focking Flame On. All taller than me... I have mommybissues And foolish? I’m here right?
Wanted to surf since I was a tike but never had the chance - so now I’m making up for lost time... and lost hips, and lost brain cells, and lost motivation... help I’m lost now