$60 shorts?

I'm willing to buy trunks for 75 bucks as long as they have a really cool logo, a tiny wax comb, and a zipper.

 

...maybe a beer coozie pocket

 

Nah... just install one in your boart.

 

That is epic

 

Anyone remember the nike/hurley boardies from maybe 10 years ago with the stretchy things that were supposed to make you surf better? They were like $100

 

No, but I remember Quik including 2-3 ding patches with board shorts.....almost like "if you buy these, you'll probably need these too because these shorts are flaming."

 

Ok, I call foul Merx

 

Forever etched in my brain pan now, thanks

 

1/2 price @ quiksilver. had to wait for some buddies to get off work yesterday, got my 2nd pair. $30 total, not great but it's off the list

 

You probably just want me to post another one, I know.
Will see what I can find.
Might just be LongIslandBro's next purchase.

 

Hey how come you can put that pick up showing man mound but we can’t see camel toe??????
At least be considerate Merxalot... some things can’t be unseen

 

I don't work here. Don't call Carbon Media with inquiry. They don't answer their phone.

 

When "Merx" came up on the Caller ID they chose not to respond to the query that had been issued.

 

Goodwill Outlet store. Clothing sold by the pound. Lately I've been rocking some suite like-new Billabong shorts that cost aboot one dorrar. My Quiksilver 2mm L/S top cost aboot tree dorrar.

 

Call was made from a private and unlisted line...never left a message. Did guess at extensions and managed a few transfers, only to reach additional annoying machines.

 

pre pee or post pee?

 

Ross...marshalls..
Last years stuff 14.99-19.99
Quik..ripcurl....

Even nordstrom rack

 

This is classic. There is a legendary dude on the outer banks named Delbert. When I was a grom, he would paddle out on a big thick 8’ board with a Budweiser secured on the deck of his board by sticking it to a bar of sex wax. He would pound the beer in the lineup and then when a set would come he would yell party wave and take off in the middle of everybody. He would like this innovation!

 

Just noticed you can have a pair of board shorts custom made (you pick material and style) for under $75.00 online. You could have a pair custom made by a local tailor for much less.