Need lifeguard

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Aug 22, 2018.

  1. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Ok bros, this might be one of the strangest things I've ever done on here. (and thats saying a lot)

    I need anyone in the ocean/monmouth county area who is interested in lifeguarding days until labor day. Gen 9-5. No exp required.

    I took on the job, but my career has taken me away and I'm trying to find a replacement.

    Message me on here if interested.

    I do look forward to see the direction of this thread, but I really do need to find a replacement.
     
  2. SCOB3YVILLE

    SCOB3YVILLE Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2016

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Dear bubs,

    I am down with the offer. I will require airfare to and fro, $500 per diem in expenses, and will work for minimum wage. Must have one hour break every three hours of guard duty. I can bring a camera crew but that's extra. Please PM me asap with travel info.

    Sincerely,

    SISdogg "A Number 1"
     
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  4. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    "...No exp required."
     
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  5. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Dear Bubs,

    Only if you include one of those huge hamburgers that your eating in your aviator, for lunch each day...

    You pal
    Mr Belmar
     
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  6. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Can I wear my Speedo? Glue hair to my chest and I’ll look like The Hasselhoff
     
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  7. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    I can do that. Speaking of which time for a nice burger from Artic Butcher.
     
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  8. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Wow, it's really over huh? A "need lifeguard" thread gets 5 responses in August.

    It's been a fun run. Ill be around, but wow........there was so much potential.
     
  9. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I'd do it bubs, if it paid enough and was in Brevard County.
     
  10. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    It doesn't, and it's not. I wish you luck in your future endeavors. Thank you for you interest.
     
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  11. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    No experience required.... LMAO
     
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  12. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2013
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  13. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Still, be prepared for the the unexpected...

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