Global Warming: Fact or Fiction?

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by sisurfdogg, Jun 3, 2017.

  1. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Lance if you think that's the cause of wildfires you're a fkn idiot.
     
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  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Well-Known Member

    Nov 19, 2018
    You are correct--the cause is you dope smoking morons that dump your hot ashes everywhere. Hows my grandchild doing??
     
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  4. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    The Great Turducken has risen from the ashes of Swelliedom, all hail the Great Turducken!

    How ya been brah?
     
  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Well-Known Member

    Nov 19, 2018
    Brah?? Are you Hawaiian?? Or a Dixie redneck. Don't get me wrong--I love Dixie--I use your cups all the time!!
    I'm fine - just beat another cancer scare, but last test--no cancer cells found on cytology (which I had to insist the doctors do, the phuckwads...)!! Now that Winter is approaching I have more time to come here and insult all you morons.
     
  6. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Well I'll be a son of a biscuit....
     
  7. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    Good to hear Barry, glad to have you back.
     
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  8. NNYNJ

    NNYNJ Well-Known Member

    928
    Dec 22, 2017
    Such an a$$hole that even cancer doesn't want to hang around him... :)
     
  9. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Well I’m glad you don’t have Cancer, cancer sucks.

    Looks like you are out of swellinfo remission.

    I think I’m glad you are back you Wylie Bastid!

    Although I hated seeing you waste your retirement on us morons, it’s probably healthy for you to check in and vent every now and again.

    O’barry...you lasted longer than I thought you would!
     
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  10. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Hey SS reread the post and tell me what is not true..
    watch the name calling ribrider
     
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  11. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Hey Man I'm happy to hear it's not cancer!!
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  12. archibold

    archibold Well-Known Member

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    Oct 31, 2018
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  13. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Speaking of earthy stuff, an often overlooked contributor to global warming:
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  14. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    DosXX you must have been on the same methane infused cloud I was on this morning, post Sunday football. Absolutely. It's not the coal burning, the fracking, the diesel buses and trucks and tugs and barges and tankers, and the planes trains and automobiles, it's the damn cows. All we have to do is convert to tofu, globular warming solved.

    Ever tried to pick up cooter at the stockyards in old Fort Worth TX. Rattle rattle here come the cattle. That was a bad mammary.
     
  15. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    No, but I recall the stockyards while traveling up the Calif Central Valley.
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  16. NNYNJ

    NNYNJ Well-Known Member

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    Dec 22, 2017
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  17. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Assuming there is no global warming, and no human causal relationship of the imaginary global warming phenomena, splain me this Lucy...

    Sea level rise. King tide sunny day flooding on low lying bayside properties that have been reported from Miami Beach to Monmouth County NJ by the nekkid eye, hard to shush away as anecdotal extremism, alarmist and conspricyistic propaganda from the Antifa. What's up with dat? Why is the water rising? Why? Why?
     
  18. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    De land is sinking...
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  19. Yankkee

    Yankkee Well-Known Member

    Nov 8, 2017
    The human virus is destroying the planet.

    Truth.

    All this other verbiage is deflection & subjective yah yah.

    Waste of time when time is running out on our planet.
     
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  20. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Congrats, Curmudgeon.
     
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