Look it how gay everyone looks in this photo. Yet I'd be willing to bet that every single one of them (including the girl) could kick the living shit out of 90% of the guys on this forum.
They are not running to a boat--they are running to have sex with the girl. First one there does not get sloppy seconds!!
Wait. Is this serious? Iv seen the ones where the board is horizontal and low. But this? What happens with a gust of wind? Or if you got to ride off a curb? Im so confused