You are allowed to keep one thing in you life....

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  1. Mar 1, 2019 #1
    Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

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    what would it be??? One only.

    * Surfing
    * Sex
    * Weed
    * Alcohol
    * Contact with your parents if still alive
    * Your wife but without sex (pretend it somehow didn't work anymore).
     
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  3. Mar 1, 2019 #2
    La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

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    WTF??????????????????
     
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  5. Mar 1, 2019 #3
    Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

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    Yup, deep thoughts. Would you keep her under that condition if it meant bye to all the rest.
     
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  6. Mar 1, 2019 #4
    JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

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    You forgot to put coffee on your list:).
     
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  7. Mar 1, 2019 #5
    Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

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    Impossible to keep just one, whatever I choose won't be nearly as good without some of the others. Weed with no surfing, no thanks. Surfing with no weed, def no thanks. Alcohol but no poonany, gonna be a problem. Keeping my wife but without sex, who in their right mind would choose this?
     
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  8. Mar 1, 2019 #6
    oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

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    Your list is incomplete I don't see cheeseburgers or this forum on there. Things I couldn't possibly live without!
     
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  9. Mar 1, 2019 #7
    BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

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    Im sure this is not meant to be super serious.

    But i had already ditched weed so that's easy. Alcohol i really don't drink much anymore. Few beers on the weekend usually but that's it. Except for special occasions. So that easy to live without. I already don't speak to my mother, pops im close with but i he would be next off the list.

    Surfing and wife is what's left. And honestly i think id ditch the wife and keep surfing. Love my wife to death, but if I'm not surfing i'll probably be grumpy and we'd end up fighting due to my grumpiness.

    So yeah id keep surfing
     
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  10. Mar 1, 2019 #8
    LongIslandBro

    LongIslandBro Well-Known Member

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    wife w/o sex? What’s the point in that? Companionship? I get that from my best bud and my dog?
     
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  11. Mar 1, 2019 #9
    NICAfiend

    NICAfiend Well-Known Member

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    That's tough but it would go in this order....
    Wife
    Surfing
    Weed
    Sex
    Parents
    Alcohol
     
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  12. Mar 2, 2019 #10
    goofy footer

    goofy footer Well-Known Member

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    You must have been thinking of Barry ;)

    Too Funny
     
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  13. Mar 2, 2019 #11
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    Wife.
    She saved my sorry ass. I'd be dead or in a constant state of incarceration if not for her. At almost 56 years old the sex is still great but if she cut me off there's always my right hand and the washy-washy.
     
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  14. Mar 2, 2019 #12
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    Picture Clint Eastwood's character William Munny in the movie Unforgiven. That's me only my wife is still alive.
     
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  15. Mar 2, 2019 #13
    MrBigglesworth

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    Honestly, getting deep here, I’d keep my wife...
    Surfing would be a hard second.
     
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  16. Mar 2, 2019 #14
    MrBigglesworth

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    You keep popping up on the awesome meter CC
    I’d love to share a wave with you one day
     
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  17. Mar 2, 2019 #15
    LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

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    I've gone without all of them of extended periods of time, but I'd have to say I'd want to keep my wife at this point in my life.
     
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  18. Mar 2, 2019 #16
    smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

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    I need clarification. What do you mean by "no sex"? There are lots of fun things to do with the ole wifey that doesnt involve vajayjay to pp contact.

    Doesnt matter anyway I am still going with wife as #1 with surfing second.
     
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  19. Mar 2, 2019 #17
    nopantsLance

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    Rebel Son - Manwhore
     
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  20. Mar 4, 2019 #18
    Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

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    Incorrect. If you pick the wife it is all over. No washy and no hand.
     
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  21. Mar 4, 2019 #19
    Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

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    It mean nothing with anyone ever again if you pick the wife.
     
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  22. Mar 4, 2019 #20
    Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

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    I see remaining a retard would be your pick.
     
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