Is nothing sacred??

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Barry Cuda, Jul 7, 2019.

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  1. Jul 7, 2019 #1
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Well-Known Member

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    So, I survived the surgery. I am minus one kidney and one ureter, but also gone is the cancer tumor within the kidney. My belly looks as if it was clawed by a velociraptor.
    Anyone want to come over for dinner--we are serving kidney pie??
    Been home since July 4th, still hooked to Foley catheter; will be until the 17th.
    But I am well--I can walk around the house, eat anything I want, read down the list of books waiting for me. However, surfing will have to wait until September at least, maybe October.
    Say...how come all the waves and ocean water are all grey when I look at the cams?? And the bikinis are all grey as well....did the world get old?? Or is AARP running around with spray paint cans...the old morons are really putting frost on my pumpkin!!!
    Will be back daily to insult you all....I mean....what else have I to do now??
    Been fun guys--rip a wave for old Barry. Wish you all well!
     
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  3. Jul 7, 2019 #2
    La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

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    Glad to see you functioning without a kidney.

    I guess all that worrying was for nothing, considering the fact that you've been running around without a brain for awhile now.

    Get well soon Moron
     
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  5. Jul 7, 2019 #3
    Panhandler

    Panhandler Well-Known Member

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    Congrats Barry. Also, great to see you are in good spirits and haven’t lost any of that wit and humor we so badly need back in the forum. Even with something shoved in your dikhole
     
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  6. Jul 7, 2019 #4
    smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

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    Glad the "old coger" is doing well. Site sucks.
     
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  7. Jul 7, 2019 #5
    NNYNJ

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    I prefer folks with 2 kidneys
     
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  8. Jul 7, 2019 #6
    sigmund

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    Thumbs up! :)
     
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  9. Jul 7, 2019 #7
    DawnPatrol321

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    Welcome back ole friend. Glad you’re alive and well. Rest up so you insult everybody to the fullest.
     
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  10. Jul 7, 2019 #8
    LBCrew

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    Glad to hear from you, BC... and glad to hear you're on the mend. Be well, brother.
     
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  11. Jul 7, 2019 #9
    SCOB3YVILLE

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    Glad to hear you’re semi good.
    September will come in no time.

    Can you jack Hoff with the cathader?
     
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  12. Jul 7, 2019 #10
    capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

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    BC,

    Glad to hear you made it through this waypoint. May the next leg pass quickly, and may your recovery be complete.

    Be well,

    CCCDog
     
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  13. Jul 7, 2019 #11
    Mr.Belmar

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    Dear Old man Barry,

    Great to have you back, you didn’t miss much... except the gray.... wait wait, we did have one week of color- but that soon faded to gray as well...

    Hope you get back in the water soon!

    Your bff
    mR bELMAR
     
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  14. Jul 7, 2019 #12
    DosXX

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    Take care, old man. We're glad you're back and on the mend.
     
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  15. Jul 7, 2019 #13
    DosXX

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    It's been hell.
    We passed through a space time continuum while you were away.
    Grayness, utter grayness...The bikinis as well.
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    We'll have to start a new "Scantily Clad" thread...
     
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  16. Jul 7, 2019 #14
    JayD

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    Speaking of gray...
     
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  17. Jul 7, 2019 #15
    ChavezyChavez

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    Wait til they pull that cathoder out. It burns like a MFer. Glad your well you old buzzard.
     
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  18. Jul 8, 2019 #16
    seldom seen

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    o barry

    Very happy to hear the news!
     
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  19. Jul 8, 2019 #17
    oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

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    Rumors of your passing have been greatly exaggerated!
     
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  20. Jul 8, 2019 #18
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

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    What about Boners? Can you still not get them?

    Did the nurses trim your eye brow bushes?






    Great news on being home and being healthy. There's no waves and wont be till September anyway.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Jul 8, 2019
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  21. Jul 8, 2019 #19
    SCOB3YVILLE

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  22. Jul 9, 2019 #20
    Barry Cuda

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    That was funny--gave me well needed laugh.
     
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