Jersey shore guidettes

:eek

Micah your thread killed it...

 

That's Great!!!!

 

Do you like to beat the beat up?

 

i hope your not serious.... and if you are you must live in a damned town in NJ where no quality girls live....

 

that show is ruining jersey. i went to philly and everyone was asking why i didnt look like the people from the jersey shore...

 

Tell them its because those people aren't from NJ.

 

tell em you forgot your gel, gold chain, blowout, 400$ glasses, ed hardy wife beaters, and spray tan at the shore house

 

Ya, i get similar questions from out-of-state friends as well. =(

 

HAAAAAAAAAA

start low and work your way up.

Yo those girls are straight skanks dude. Someone once told them to stick milk with their captain crunch...then they replied "yo I stick jager bombs in my captain crunk."

But on a more serious note, they are a living definition of cake face.

 

all those girls on jersey shore are trash...

 

Haha, the best is when JWow's boyfriend is on the phone and he thinks she was dancing with Paulie. Snookie picks up and says "we were battling to house music, its not like she was grinding to R&B". Who calls dancing "battling"?

 

I was out last weekend and some girl was getting on her boyfriend's nerves and he said 'you better shut up or I'll Snookie your ass'!!

 

How is Ocean Dump NJ doing? With their rent a cops? Citations for surfing after a summer storm? Man is that water dirty with the drain pipes draining into the northern beaches . I don't miss it one bit. And those lifeguards blowing their whistles....

 

actually 2 of them are from Monmouth County New Jersey

 

I know Sammie is from Hazletia, but The Situation has said Manalapan and Staten Island. I will consider him from Staten Island since he sucks so much.

 

i watched that show once.all i could think of when i saw those girls on there was,damn these girls are going to age terribly.i don't find them attractive at all,but if you do,try to imagine them with another 10-15 years of age.i picture terrible wrinkles,cig hangin off the lip & a baby perched on the hip while she's yellin at her husband/boyfriend.ew,no thanks

 

I agree, but did you see Snookie's mom? She looked so normal and nothing like Snookie. She must be adopted or something.

 

no,i only watched once & i don't remember anybodies mom being on there.

 

well, when you're young, you bang Guidettes for fun - they're great in that respect b/c they're dumb as gravel so they don't expect you to add any sort of rational intelligent conversation to the mix, so you can just very easily tune them out when they start talking about their 2 main topics of conversation - the various methods different guys use to **** them over and the various flaws and weaknesses of any/every female they've ever encountered. And they basically expect you to treat them like trash so you can act like a total animal and not feel bad about it. Guidettes rule!!!!