Hi everyone I'm the new member

Hi, Bill.

 

It's not like the old days where there was a tight knit group of SI surf Forum Posters. Who came on here every day
Had a Super Close relationship
and meet up for Gay Sex regularly on the DL
They got mad when the ClownFace exposed them for the sodomites they are
and Banned Him
Then. The ClownFace reacted.
And. Destroyed the Illusion of all the SI Surf Forums most Respected and Long Time members engaging in Rampant Homosexuality using SI as the Crux to their Plan on hiding their Homosexual Proclivities from their respected unknowing spouses and Home Lives.

Its unfortunate we lost a great Swell forecasting site because of it.

 

Hi
And wow.

 

Hi Bill!

 

Ah yes, the classic Clownface Manifesto.

Now Clowney, don't go stealing Bill's thread.

 

Your not going to tell him the part where we all make videos wearing masks holding weapons making definitive statements of our intents.

 

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Can we welcome you? Or, may we welcome you?

I mean, I can, but I won't because your phrasing sounds like you're a bot. We have to many bots on here. I wish adnim would ban them but I guess their clicks matter too?

Please answer the following questions to prove your humanity:

1. What is your one rep bench max?
2. How do you tie a leashe string?
3. Have you ever performed sand reconne?
4. Is Colin Herily your favorite surfer? If no, why is the greatest waterman to ever grace the surface of the ocean on any type of craft not your favorite?

 

Oh yeah I forgot about Colin lol.

And "...we Annapolis surfers". That one was a mini-classic

 

Ahh yes. The Colin worship on this site is next level.

 

What up Billy. There used to be a pre requisite involved with new members on this forum. It included letting us know about any Hindu fetishes, bench pressing skills, sand reconne skills, leash tying knowledge, and of course sharing pics of your significant other.

Times have changed, but any insight into your thoughts on these subjects will help us know the real William.

Hello clown shoes. Hail Satan.

 

Also. Might i add.
Do you have any Beef with Local Pros?

Learning to Surf 101
1: Get a Board
2: Establish a Beef with a local Pro
3: Go Surfing
4: Don't let anyone know you are having fun
5: let everyone you know about how much more enlightened you are than them
6: post bench max on swell forecast site

 

What size wet suite does your gf wear?

 

I don't let my GF surf

 

WTF kind of hello tread is this? SI has fallen far in the last few years. A shame.

 

Go back to your original screen name. Or stfu

 

Hey rimjob, post some pics of your ugly wife (female only, if it's a man which is likely based on your username, don't bother) or GTFO

 

I concur! Pos! Bit I think I'd like to see a pic of him and his life partner,

 

Cool tandem posts