Surfing and sex

Solid post.

 

Keep stroking little buddy - The end of this flat spell is no where in sight. I havent gotten my bird wet since before the may 26th swell - by bird i mean surfboard

 

LOL I actually look at shortboarding as being a Minute Man LOL . Dont be hatin cause longboards get longer rides and have better stamina and dont "pull out" after a couple turns LOL

 

No need to pray for waves around here, Head high to double overhead barrels, cool beer and warm water! www.gosurfelsalvador.com

 

Are you looking at the same report as I am? Because end of flat spell is in sight, but it will 100% change.. haha

 

knee to thigh high next monday? I wouldnt call that the end of the flat spell

 

...does that make bodyboarding like gay sex (never even let it cross your mind)?
... and SUPing like unprotected sex (those things are dangerous!)?
... and bodysurfing like sex with a cousin (depends on how hot it is)?

 

Are you people not seeing waist-chest and clean on Tuesday? Am I superhuman? haha

 

you have to remember not everyone is looking at the Monmouth County forecast...

 

LBI haha... good point.. but Scoobeyville should be looking at the same as me!

 

i concur. and don't be mad that my stick is longer and thicker than yours. but its all about the motion of the ocean, afterall... right?

 

Haha... Very Clever

 

well now we all can come up to your break since there is going to be a bump. thanks a lot

 

Hahah... all is welcome!

 

Awesome! lol

 

Great post!!!!

But yo I gotta question. I was at my cousins wedding a few years ago and ended up having sex with this chick after the reception. Afterwards we were talking and come to find out we were 2nd cousins (or something like that), she is my cousins cousin. So the question is, is this ****ed up???

I guess I should also say, 1. I had only met her one time before at a funeral... So its not like she was "closely related," or anything... 2. I was really ****ed up... and 3. Here is the kicker, she was adopted. Sooo, technically she isn't really related to me at all (through blood).

Is that ****ed up... I want opinions... I haven't really told that to too many people...

 

Being as how your from Virginia makes it a little bit more acceptable... JK

 

what swell on monday/tuesday? (dont even sneeze or else the mirage that im seeing of a little bump on the forecast will vanish we have to pretend like its not even there or else we'll scare it away)

 

If we get any bump all; all surf spots will be as crowded as Superbank, Australia. It will be kook city and then we can complain about them next. We need a good solid head high plus to clear out the crowds. I can only dream... dream... oops wet dream.