Lets all be losers

Going back to the ORIGINAL topic of the post...........

Are we all in ageence that we will be sporting speedo's next year. I raise my hand and say "Aye". I think this is a spectacular thought. And let's also be glutine's this winter as to expand our waist lines quite and bit and be ready for next summer with large guts hanging over our speedos. Of course this will require some investment into larger wetsuits this winter, but I think the investment will be well worth the return as the speedo that is lodged firmly up our communial ass cheeks is easily seen from the beach as we ride front side down the wave. And with that being said, I propose this rule.

Only frontside rides permitted during the summer while sporting speedo's.

Do I hear a 2nd motion?

 

Everyone should also start taking creatine and possibly a testosterone booster, but be sure to keep working out to a MINIMUM so we can have disgusting backs as well.

 

tramp stamps

 

assless wetsuits

 

speedo = no rash on your balls. for years i have thought about buying one and wearing it under my old navy trunks ($10 on sale) to prevent the rash.

 

We could also take it to the level of nascar and shave our favorite sponsors into our backs. I mean, afterall, isn't that what the stereotypical surfer looks like, a billboard of brands, just like nascar.

 

Everything said here is right on the money. I guess I'm also a true surf dork to the point when I'm shopping for a car (new or used) I'm figuring out what size boards and how many I can fit inside it and on top. How many compartments to store crap and how well the interior will take the beating of getting in and out with wetsuits on (I don't buy light color interiors). Color and options take a back seat to functionality. The only thing I bring when looking at a car is a tape measure.

 

i enjoy me some flip flops, vans, AND jordans..

 

LOL....!

Only on Fire Island....I hear...

 

"Shave our favorite sponsors into our backs."
LOL....wtf...LOL

"Dude...is that a sweater you're wearing in the water ?? Oh, dang, sorry man, you're not wearing a top..."

 

ditto...hence how i ended up w/ my jeep gc. i geeked to the point where i figured out whether or not i could go somewhere (road trip) w/ my log on top, but stick it inside if i ended up riding a shortboard when i got there. my 9'6" fits perfectly!
i hear ya on light-colored interiors, too...last car i had w/ tan interior looked like someone had vomited all over the seats...but it was really melted wax, seawater stains, etc...& ok, yes, some vomit. i was in my early 20's, what do you expect?

 

Yeah dude, no joke. I work the dover races in the suites section and from 5 stories up I could make out that some guy had shaved 88 into his back hair. So I think we should step it up and shave the billabong symbol or something.

OR..........we could all wear thongs in the water and say how the reef girls truely depict the surf lifestyle I want to live and turn them into our surf idols. What'ya say??

 

dunno...ass hair stuck in wax? doesn't sound real enjoyable to me...not to mention long sessions will = ass rash. i really don't know how alana blanchard does it...tho i guess the ass hair thing would cut down on kooks wanting to borrow your boards ("hey, you're killing it! what are you riding? oh hey, can i grab a couple waves on it?" *swap boards* "argh! dude, wtf?? what's w/ the curly brown hairs stuck in your wax?!? NM...gimme my board back, you freak!!")

 

id sooner lend out my girlfriend

 

a less painful method would be to clip our asshairs directly onto our wax while its melted so theres a big tuft of it dried in for everyone to see. more hairs=more rep

 

aint that the friggin truth............... i wouldn't have it any other way!!