Yesterday I Saw...

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by ECsponger, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. ocripcurrent

    ocripcurrent Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2008
    Yesterday I saw a dude out surfing... wearing jorts :eek:

    Your thoughts/comments?

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    (This isn't really him, just an example if you couldn't tell)
     
  2. shackedNJ

    shackedNJ Well-Known Member

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    Aug 9, 2010
    That could cause some life threatening ball-rash
     

  3. bushwood

    bushwood Well-Known Member

    430
    Jun 4, 2010
    Could the guy surf? cause if he could then this is probably the scenario.........
    Went to twork Satruday monring took all his crap with him, board a towel (he thought he had board shorts) etc well he pulls up to the beach and realizes crap board shorts are in the waser at home he has nothing, he is flat broke and cant afford to drive a mile or so up the beach to the nearest shop to grab a new pair of boardies, so he takes his knife hout and makes some jhorts so he can paddle out for the Igor swell, if it was me and I my choices were surf Igor waves in jorts, or get none but not wear jorts in the line up, I would wear jorts in the line up.

    Honestly if it was me I would drive a few miles to the nearest store that sells board shorts and pick a pair of trunks up, can never have enough.

    IF the guy could surf then he did what he had to do, if he couldnt he went ot the beach with his buddies to drink cand they talked his @ss into paddleing out in jorts for a laugh!
     
  4. Chris3

    Chris3 Member

    5
    Aug 21, 2010
    Not as bad as the old dude surfing in a nut hut on the North end of Brigantine yesterday!
     
  5. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    The thought of wet, salty denim is nauseating.
     
  6. dave

    dave Well-Known Member

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    Dec 11, 2008
    gotta figure someone wearing jorts in the lineup has not much to live for, hence nothing left to lose = someone not to **** with
     
  7. HomeSlice

    HomeSlice New Member

    3
    Aug 30, 2010

    Dad???????
     
  8. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    how short were those jorts? Did they start life as full length jeans? Does your person have curly hair? WAS THIS A RICHARD SIMMONS SIGHTING?
     
  9. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Hahahahahahaha!!!! Good one, brother... good one.
     
  10. ND081

    ND081 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 7, 2010
    grandpa??????????
     
  11. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Ha Ha,

    Well when I was a kid there were virtually no surf companies and the only surfing shorts were birdwells. Since we couldn't afford them we all wore cuttoffs in the surf, I mean everyone wore cutoffs. Don't think I saw a real pair of surf trunks until the eighties.
     
  12. ocripcurrent

    ocripcurrent Well-Known Member

    798
    Feb 27, 2008
    I didn't see him or his buddy catch one wave. And he wasn't that old, probably younger than me. Oh, and his buddy had redneck tan lines :p
     
  13. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    I have a picture of a naked dude surfing the OB pier (No i didnt take it) last summer in a crowded lineup and like 500 people on the beach. I would post it, but the photo is just down right innappropriate, but awesome no like on 1000 different levels. None of us knew he was naked until he took off on a wave. The whole time he was submerged so we all assumed he was trunkin it. The guy road his long baord all the way in, like 200 yards. Stepped right off on the sand, threw the londboard under his arm and walked, butt naked across the beach and off into the streets of OB. There were like 10 lifeguards standing there. No one said a fu**iing word. I mean, no one had the balls to mess with this guy. He walked across the beach like he owned the bi**h. It was Priceless.... I mean, to see the touristas reaction to it was priceless.... Fu** jean shorts, just go commando and show them all who is boss.

    And you want a good laugh when you come to San Diego, hang a right when you get down to blacks beach from the Hang Glider port.... You would give anything to see a pair of jean shorts there. ANYTHING!@
     
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2010
  14. pvjumper05

    pvjumper05 Well-Known Member

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    Jun 15, 2008


    hahhahaha thats awesome. what a legend/mentally confused individual
     
  15. spongedude

    spongedude Well-Known Member

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    Feb 28, 2010
    ahhhhh...the REAL 70's show.....

    if you were extra cool, you wore boxers that hung down from the cutoffs for a stylistic message that said BADASS....
     
  16. spongedude

    spongedude Well-Known Member

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    Feb 28, 2010
    the REAL OB method

    ahhh, i still have hazy memories of The Black (the store, not the beach) and the dog beach just north of OB. i loved living there (corner of newport and santa barbara), especially the airplanes taking off over the beach from lindbergh...i still have an OB sticker on my motorcycle...not really on topic, zach, but ya made me all misty for old times...sniff...thanks bud..
     
  17. LoTekSurf

    LoTekSurf Member

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    Jul 28, 2010
    Ha! That reminds me of a story of a friend of mine who was traveling for work and staying in a hotel. One night he was out drinking pretty heavily, went back to his room, took off all his clothes and fell into bed. He woke up in the middle of the night to take a leak, still buzzed, and walked into what he thought was the bathroom. As his eyes were adjusting to the sudden brightness he realized he had instead walked out of the room into the hallway. Before he could react he heard the "click" of the door shutting behind him- he was locked out and totally naked! The only thing he could do was walk down the hall, take the elevator to the lobby and walk to the front desk. Thankfully it was like 3am so nobody was out, not even the woman at the front desk. When she came out she could only see him from the chest up so she probably thought he at least had underwear on. He got the key, paused for a second, and then just turned around and casually walked back to his room.

    Maybe that surfing dude lost his trunks in a wipeout and did the coolest thing he could with the situation- just pretend nothing was wrong!
     
  18. windswellsucks

    windswellsucks Well-Known Member

    520
    Oct 20, 2007
    Yeah that nude beach at the bottom of the goat trail heading to blacks is usually a total sausage fest literally. However I was there once and saw 4 of the all time hottest beach hunnies stark naked playing volleyball, absolutely epic. Did not talk to them or anything just enjoyed the show. I dunno if they were porn stars or what but they definitely sucked at volleyball so it involved a lot of bending over
     
  19. OBlove

    OBlove Well-Known Member

    380
    Aug 29, 2006
    jorts

    i can remember a pic on the cover of surfer mag back in the early 90's of a guy surfing at jaws. jorts, belt and churchhills on the loop. i personaly love jorts and mullets...thats another level...on a harley...at the campground...with some sunburn...
     
  20. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

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    Mar 21, 2010