used to use wipes and they felt great. my dad who is a plumber put an end to that because of them not being good for the system at all. now stuck with dry TP :/
we dont use our assholes to pick our nose, grab our food, or hold our childrens' hands right before they pick their nose and stick their fingers in their mouth. who cares if its a little dirty, i shower and change undies once a day. if anyone wants to pay a little extra for baby wipes go ahead but i dont think it matters bottom line: wash your hands! do whatever you want about your bum
the best method: wipe with normal tp then hit the baby wipes, then dry off with a quick dry run of tp. feel great and become more aerodynamic when fighting.
not as good as your method but works for me: plan your dumps for immediately before your shower or a surf session. theres something great about the ocean washing away the shiiet from between your asscheeks
How bout we all just take dumps in the ocean? It'd be like your own giant bidet....it'd save on tp/wipes and it would keep away kooks and tourists
Zippy: I was at Babys R Us registering for our baby shower this afternoon. I had the Skew Gun and was picking stuff. We scanned a box of like a jumbo-6 months supply of baby wipes. Thousands of them in a big crate. I thought of you man! I guess I will have to do some testing this summer!
another thought. If we wipe all babies as$es with these incredible baby wipes that keep the butt so clean and hygienic... At what age does the cleanliness cut-off begin? Once you can wipe yourself, you no longer use them? From then on, the micro thin poo layer becomes a part of life? I guess kids are taught with TP. Setting them up for years of poo layers and spreading pink eye when they fart. This could be a new frontier in parenting. If you never remove the baby wipe from the process, it would revolutionize the world. The kids would have clean as$es for ever. Think globally, act locally. Start with your own as$. Then maybe your kid's. Then, maybe the world's.
wetting tp has the same effect as baby wipes do... and i agree with bananadog just plan your ****s around the times u take a shower. its pretty nice actually.
yes, it is a new phenomenon. There are men ( and women too) who have senstive rear areas and are prone to various illnesses such as hemorroids, anal fissures, swelling and anal bleeding. People who suffer from these conditions used to have to go to bathroom ( number 2) and then take a shower. Any kind of dry wiping would cause damage, bleeding, etc. So now, baby wipes can be used instead of a shower. I know guys like my little brother who take 4 to 5 poops a day and wipe with regular TP and they are fine - this seems to be most of the population.
This might be the greatest thread ever, you ever realize if a conversation goes on long enough it always goes to sh*t??
But where do all of the baby wipes end up? I'm not a father but when used on a baby, I would guess wrapped up in the diaper, in a plastic bag and straight into a land fill. Right? Just imagine the amount of wipes in the landfill if even half the adults in the US started using them... and didn't flush them but threw them away in the trash. If you flush them (not recommended) you will eventually end up with a large plumbers bill. And, I know someone on here is in waste water treatment so maybe you can answer. Where does all of the non-dissolved tp/wipes go once it's pulled out of the water? Does it get recycled into those cardboard drink holders or egg cartons?
i think they end up where everything else ends up... somehwere in nature did you know that thrash is legal to dump in ocean - you just have to go out a certain distance - i think if you go out 90 miles or more you can dump anything at all... crazy
if i add up all the money i paid for baby wipes for my 2 kids i could have a shiny porcelain ass cleaner for each family member. ahhhh to dream... this one is aptly named: Kohler 4 Hole Bidet Vitreous China Vertical Spray Memoirs, Biscuit Biscuit!!!!
