These people!

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by super fish, Mar 22, 2011.

  1. staystoked

    staystoked Well-Known Member

    628
    Dec 27, 2009
    hail to the kook

    As discussed in other threads , my surfing will talk louder than my kookboard.

    I'm good at shortboarding but want a cheap log for summer, why wouldn't I buy a new 100$ funboard from Costco
     
  2. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    because its not a log. Its a sponge. Its flexible, it absorbs water, it has zero concave, it was made for children. I doubt its any more buoyant than your short board. Guarantee you I could totally destroy one in a decent session. Do yourself a favor, buy a 10 year old log.
     

  3. staystoked

    staystoked Well-Known Member

    628
    Dec 27, 2009
    I did not know that.

    It's hard to find cheap logs in long branch. people sell there used boards for wayyy too much. which is exactly what the original poster was whining about with the bics.
     
  4. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    My buddy has a HEAVYYYYY maybe 10'6-11' Longboard hanging on my wall in Brigantine. I think he said he wanted $4-500 for it.

    I can take some pics if your interested
     
  5. dudeman

    dudeman Well-Known Member

    264
    Jan 21, 2011
    I can just picture paddling out at this Spot and people saying "like oh. my. god. what a loser? who buys surfboards at like Costco?! I know right? like what a kook!"

    Everybody whos anybody knows that only kooks ride boards other than Channel Islands. like DUH
     
  6. DaMook

    DaMook Well-Known Member

    868
    Dec 30, 2009
    well the plan was to windsurf when there were no waves and surf when there was. But, i got tired of setting up all the gear to windsurf. So I decided to sell the windsurfing gear and get a kayak to fish. Then i sold the kayak and got a boat, then I had kids so i sold the boat and bought a couple of boards. Ultimately though I had to decide on only one summer pastime so could spend time with the kids and I wasn't ever going to give up surfing. windsurfing is fun for sure, but i dont have the time for it.
     
  7. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    yeah, "bra", because thats, like, exactly what I was implying (8===>). Took the words right out of my mouth. If you want to buy one, thats cool- Or you could just give me $130 to kick you in the nuts and we can save the trouble.

    Like I keep saying, lets have the costco surfboard discussion after the first summer swell. I still stand by it... stereotypes are based on reality. Someone paddles out on a kook board, well, its probably a good preview of whats to follow.

    Not always true, for example: Some guy shows up at my spot on a firewire fish, a psycho 2, and long surfer dude hair. I figure he is traveling or just relocated. Nope, just some noob that went on a shopping spree. But you know what? I still shared waves with him. I judged him for sucking with all of that sick gear, but I still let him get some.

    Moral of the story- all of you "rippers" that plan on getting kook boards (for whatever reason)... have fun with that.
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2011
  8. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
  9. staystoked

    staystoked Well-Known Member

    628
    Dec 27, 2009
    Trying to swerve the car back on the road
     
  10. epidemicepic

    epidemicepic Well-Known Member

    502
    Feb 21, 2008
  11. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    Lol

    thanks guys! i needed a laugh today! :D
    [​IMG]
     
  12. surfrr

    surfrr Well-Known Member

    226
    Sep 29, 2010
    I wouldn't call them indestructable, but they can definitely take a beating like no other board I've ever rode. They are built like a tank and weigh about as much as one too. One can get years of use out of them. That being said they don't have the feel and response of a regular log. Don't get me wrong you can get good rides with em, but they lack the finesse and flex of a foam board.

    But $425...WTF!!, for that much money I'll break the bank and buy something new.
     
  13. cobtaco223

    cobtaco223 Well-Known Member

    123
    Dec 19, 2010
    What? i guess they're okay for like beach break, since they are basically indestructible. but otherwise, they suck. My little brother has one.
     
  14. cobtaco223

    cobtaco223 Well-Known Member

    123
    Dec 19, 2010
  15. dudeman

    dudeman Well-Known Member

    264
    Jan 21, 2011
    the bics seem to work fine in that video. not sure how you are coming to the conclusion that they suck. being indestructible is a quality in my book, not a flaw.
     
  16. cobtaco223

    cobtaco223 Well-Known Member

    123
    Dec 19, 2010
    My little brother has one. I try to ride it every once in a while. catching waves is a ***** with it, and then it just feels sloppy when im riding it.