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Dude let’s rip some lines and beers
Ah Blue Mountain
Real shredders buy their pass at boulder or beer crik
But I was there Saturday for closing on a comp ticket
I spent the day...
Ho Pump Brah!
How the hail did you log 56 days by mid February
I logged my 65th day last weekend
Ah I give up surfing winters
Aye pump I’m...
Oh Clemson surfer the real Barry was the second poster in this here tread or thread
Are you and DSUP in the same boat exchanging personal emails...
Oh man youz guys are so mucho macho with your glassed stick egos
Hey you know I been soft since 1990
Sure a soft top ain't no fiberglass epoxy...
My buddy spears around the groins and jettys in MoCo an Ocean county
Word from him is there a some big boys that hangout side the murky...
Ho Brahs or Bruhs
So I scored the goods in the DR all last week
Head high and a couple of days overhead every morning
Mostly surfed destroyer...
Ah Long Branch Crewzy you know what I be sayin'
Man my trip beginning this weekend was supposed to be medicore
Now it's looking alltimers for...
Anybody see the extended forecast for next Thursday for New Jerseyian sand barz
Yeah that's mental and ain't nobody surfing that
Ah I never...
Ho bruh the fact your communicating with Fumunda Cudda via email speaks volumes aboot the sexual conflicts you might be seeking out
Oh yeah you...
Oh this is proofs of the rebirth
Real surfers don't use labels like "liberals"
Anti establishment outlaw is the true spirit of a real surfer...
Many moons ago I did this
I knew this fashionista betty who rolled and hemmed the legs for me in exchange for sexual conflicts and frankincense...
Ah I will never understand the boof
You know it dawg
Hopefully some running gnar easter like last time you were home
Slide up in my DM's with...
Last I knew only candy raver kids and freaky chicks boof drugs
Besides the only drugs you boof are pills
I ain't never heard of...
I'm headed to the DR mid September for a week
I ain't expecting allstimers or nothin'
Plan on surfing most of this trip and leaving the boog dry...