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I'm on drugs
It's when you show up to surf, see waves, don't surf, then go home to bang the hot chick.
Happens to me during hangovers, others not high enough...
I pulled a Barry
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
Sometimes it's not the locals in the water that you have to worry about.
It's the ones that just got outta jail, drunk and tweaked,
up on the beach.
Got another cramp in the calf yesterday
Lucky both times have been in small waves
Think i like beer too much
ever surf near a brown trout
Don't burn your surfboard