dumping in the water?

turd away, just dont do leave any floaters near me.

Its surprisingly difficult to let loose, when you don't have gravity working on your side

 

You could dump your whole life in the ocean and it might not equal a whale turd!

 

ocean dumping

My friend did it last year during the ernesto swell because it took him forever to paddle out and he didn't want to go back in, he said it wasnt that bad and he'd do it again if he had to but my questions are would saltwater enter the anus when it's 'open' and does the water really clean it without wiping. Personally I sacrifice the ten minutes and walk to bathroom.
That's gross but not as gross as the needles that wash up now and then.

 

I've never let a brown submarine out myself, but I say it's kosher. Whatever. Maybe we could make this a winter time thing too. A little "turd door" that unzips on the back of the wetsuit, and for the enviromentally friendly a "poop pouch"... yeah

 

I do it in bethany next to about 1000 tourists. I love to create terror. Most times they dont even notice that it is brushing up against them. I just paddle away

 

LOL HAhaha

 

Funny story... I was surfing garden pier with my roommate at the time and we were sitting there waiting for waves in full winter gear, its like february. I get a wave and paddle back near him and he tells me, "Bro I just **** my suit" he paddles in and gets to knee high water near the shore and takes the suit down to his thighs trying to clean all of the **** out of it, 30 degrees outside. I still laugh when I think about it

 

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long ass time.

 

the smart thing to do is go before you paddle out, i'm in the habit of taking a dump first thing in the morning when i get up and then I usually go again after i'm done working out

 

Yeah . . . I tend to think this isn't an okay thing to do. Feces can spread a ton of human diseases, some of which are very serious. It's not so much the environment I worry about (although it's not great for that either), but the fact that people are knowingly doing something that poses a health risk to fellow surfers and the swimmers on shore is pretty despicable. I don't want to go surfing and catch ****ing hepatitis, and I don't think anybody does.

Please don't **** in the water. It's unsanitary. That's why we have waste treatment plants and don't just pump the stuff into the ocean. It's for the health of everyone.

 

good job youve officially become a kook site.what a bunch of ignorant posers.you aint surfers youre friggin jagaloons.not you sloop

 

i know a friend who dumped in his suit at an esa contest right before his heat and did the whole heat with a suit full of ****.

 

this is as bad as the toilet paper thread

 

These kinds of threads are so awesome, kinda reminds me of the baby wipes thread not too long ago . Anyway, I have to be at emergency fecal explosion status to do it, but it's been done - never with many people around.

 

I guess the most important thing to remember is to be mindful of the which way the current is running, especially if you are surfing near other people. The Baby Ruth scene in Caddy Shack comes to mind.

I tried to do this Monday at A-tig. I paddled away from the group to a spot where it wasn't breaking and let out a coupla brown trout. I guess my friends thought I had found a little peak and paddled over to where I was. Luckily the 'goods' had sunk by then. If anybody'd seen my 'work' I would have been mortified. I am all about free-pooping (that is going outdoors, free of plumbing fixtures), but ultimately, pooping is a very solitary thing.

 

It's the worst when the water is really cold and the ol' starfish is clenched up tight.. it's like trying to push a bowling ball through a drinking straw! My brother and I were paddling out last year in a strong north swell, so the current was ripping hard. It was springsuit temps.. I had really bad diarrhea and felt an urgent pressure on my lower GI just as we started to paddle out. My brother was about 20 feet south of me. I stopped just outside the shore pound, slid off my board and cut loose.. didn't even drop the suit! I reached down and pulled open the legs and bounced up and down a little to help wash the crap out of the suit. The current ripped my "product" towards my brother before it had much of a chance to dissipate. He let out an unbelievable 45 second unbroken string of profanity that was hilarious and made absolutely no sense! haha.. he still talks about that. Hey man, if ya gots ta sh*t, ya gots ta sh*t!

 

MUDSHARK in the water!!!

 

Aquadump!!!!!!!!