Does anyone else HATE the cold?

No as surfers we are supposed to dislike kooks like you

 

Bro I used to play lax too bro. Sweet!

...stop trying so hard.

 

maybes its swellinfo trolling so that he gets more traffic

 

Harsh brah. Real harsh.

 

Dude that kite surfing video is sick and I would love to have one of those LED boards. I bet airs would look so rad on one of those things. Like some kind of aquatic UFO.

 

This thread is hilarious

: popcorn:

 

sandytwatdeuce doesn't like cold water because winter time is the circle-jerk invitational series at his frat. That's how everyone knows who he is and how he gets down.

 

Actually your right. Circle Jerk January is one of our biggest events. If I'm not mistaken erock didn't I see you in the middle last time with goggles on and your mouth open. ROASTED!!!

 

that alone proves you haven't spent much time in the water with "real" surfers.. listen to yourself man. No bikinis in november?! who gives a sh*t. your a wannabe. a fake. you don't belong here.. point blank

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I can't take it. This kook is starting to get entertaining.. Gruvi part 2......... Here we go again.

 

Its tough suitin up in a 5/4/3 I hate the wetsuit part of it, but after that whats more fun then standing in barrels all day with you and a couple of your buddies out, while its snowing. I think we all surf in the cold because of the passion and the pure fun and joy of it. But its nice taking a trip every few years during the winter just to get out this frozen hell hole. I went to puerto rico last winter and it was my best trip ever, hope to go somewhere else next winter.

- By the way, get the f--k off here Sandytoes2 you poser goon that shops at hollister

 

How am I a poser? I own two boards and I was just out three weeks ago. I've got a Santa Cruz Seed and a board called surftech. How does that make me a poser. I like surfing just like all of you guys. Sorry I dont have the money to go to Hawaii or Pipeline.

 

Simple test: would you rather bang the hottest chick at SU or surf overhead barrels?

 

Hmmmm would I catch VD with this chick cause the clap sux man?

 

If you went to Hawaii OR Pipeline *lmfao* you would get exactly what you deserve, and it wouldn't be by the waves. Also, make sure you take your best brahs shopping with you, that way you can be sure you look exactly the same

 

Sorry Sandy, you fail. Any "real surfer" would have taken the barrels without question.

And compared to most of the "locals" on this board, I don't qualify as a "real surfer" but I know my place in the lineup.

 

You don't have to go to hawaii, but just shut up, half your comments are pointless, and your a kook because you only surf in the summer and have no desire to get out their in the fall or winter and your a poser because you shop at hollister with all your bRaHs.... If you were a begginer and you were trying to progress and get better and your out their more than 2.5 f--kin months of the year I would have nothing but encouragement for you. But sadly your comments lead to you being a complete poser and your not a real surfer if you only surf 2.5 months of the year. And if you went to pipe the ''real'' surfers would beat the sh-t out of you, not the waves. And surfing is about the waves and the ocean, not all that other sh-t that you said you f--kin kook. So shut the f--k up.

 

duhhh

you already are..