Does anyone else HATE the cold?

your a poser, cause you don't know how to use your surfboard. your a fake because you use your board to pick up girls and not waves. and your a f*ckin kook because you think that you are "like us". Just get the hell out of here goon. It's clear your not wanted

 

over it

im over cold water waves. its just not for me anymore. but kudos to those who enjoy it. i wish i could. and even more props to the guys charging the cold water xxl stuff.

 

another troll!??! he has to be, nobody but gruvi the troll can make such kook statements defending his non-kook status. its like he defends himself against kook-hood by saying summer surf is the best time of year to get barrels. its mind-blowing

k back on topic...

i despise cold water, hate it beyond all hell. i still surf year-round, but god i already miss the summer warmth

 

Of course I hate the cold. everyone does. it blows. doens't mean i won't be out when ever theres waves. if i need to be wearing 15lbs of neoprene to surf head high perfect surf with no one than so be it. doesn't mean i wish the water was 80 degrees.

oh and sandysurfer,
YOU just don't get it hombre

 

Okay well I am obviously getting a lot of negative feed back here so can someone please help me. I already thought I was a surfer but apparently according to this entire forum I am not. Can someone fill me in on how to act like a surfer so I fit in on this forum? I am not sure what the hell I am doing wrong and just wanna meet some bros. Geez I didn't know there was a strict code to follow. Please educate me cause I just realized what barney and kook mean and I dont wanna be one of those.

 

There are lots of you at SU. At first i thought this is obviously a person who created the name sandytoes2 to grab attention and have fun. But on second thought 9 out of 10 of the "surfers" i meet are like you. So i shouldn't be surprised one of you leaked onto this forum. From my old party day observations there is no helping you. Just keep being yourself.

 

Thanks for the encouragement man. All I'm trying to do is be myself but apparently people here seem to think I don't fit the requirements to be a surfer. I honestly don't care what any of you think. Like I said everyone in my apartment complex thinks of me as a surfer so I believe them. Like I said surfing is about more than riding waves to me. Even if I'm chilling at the beach with a few Nattys, my guitar and my board I'm still a surfer if I'm not in the water.

 

Okay to start:

1. Make sure you only surf in the summer time cause that's when the babe's on the beach can see you shred.

2. Make sure to be up on all the lingo. You're obviously well versed in this with your use of rad, harsh, bros, and hommies.

3. Make sure you look the part. You can't be taken seriously if you don't look like you surf. The more money you spend on surf clothes the better.

4. Get some of your frat buddies to go to the beach cause people will think you're cooler if you're seen surfing with other cool frat guys.

5. Make sure you're seen when you wax up that surftech so people know for you are real. Put a whole bars worth on that thing. Then they'll take you seriously.

I'm sure others can elaborate on this but this should be a good start.

Don't be a barney, barney!

 

Thanks man. I know some of that is sarcasm but I appreciate the help. Hit me up anytime if your around the 'bury area. I could def show you some good parties. Alpha Sig always throws it down.

 

.............OK, I just won't say anything..

 

Even if I'm chilling at the beach with a few Nattys, my guitar and my board I'm still a surfer if I'm not in the water.
Even if I'm chilling at the beach with a few Nattys, my guitar and my board I'm still a surfer if I'm not in the water.
Even if I'm chilling at the beach with a few Nattys, my guitar and my board I'm still a surfer if I'm not in the water.

THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU ARE A TROLL

 

this guy is definitely a troll. stop encouraging it.

 

Please don't feed the trolls. This forum is slowly being overrun, but at least its still way better then the surfermag forums. Any one ever been to those? Nothing even about surfing. I like swell info for the same reason I love winter surf, less kooks and more stoke.

(Not actually my very first post, just changed usernames cause I can't consider myself a vbgrom)

 

Captain Gnarkill thats grown man business
I saw gruvi posting on sandytoes saying some crap about how he banged his mom? Is this true?
And where does sandytoes come up with all that crap about gruvi?

 

I don't get the hostility. I have surfed, I own 2 surfboards, and I live by the beach. Just because I like to toss down a few brews seems to make you people think that I am not a real surfer. I am just as much of a surfer as the rest of you. Like I said anyone down in the 'bury are PM me if your trying to chill. Nothing better than watching a surf flick drinking some beers and toking a bowl. Hope to see you guys in the water.

 

You remind me of a person that lives right behind taco bell salisbury rt 13 in a white house on the corner. haha

 

Nah my pad is over at the new zoo.

 

how can you be a just aqs good surfer if you don't surf past waist high and only a few months out of the year?

 

Kinda entertaining to browse the surfermag forums sometimes, but the content is about 90% non-sense, 5% spam, 5% surfing.