Atlantic City area surfers - Beware Bogeton Wolftucks.

Erock my mom requests your phone number. She would like to talk to you.

When I was in the Atlantic County Justice Facility my two cell mates and I would kiss. So there is nothing wrong with kissing guys. If they do it in jail then it's street approved and tuff(that's 50's "tuff"). I've been practicing my Ebonics lately and some day I will show all y'all my skills. Anyone from Ocean City that knows Pat will appreciate a deep South Memphis drawl coming from a white kid.

Speaking of Ocean City........I know some of your people.....I know what you guys are about..........I've met some of your hooligans. KM is cool as heck though.

 

No I'm not. I wish I was stoned but I'm not. The state of New Jersey has banned me from drinking. I am completely sober.

 

Sir, there is nothing F'd up about Bogeton Wolftucks. Dude, he lives under the boardwalk and roams the strip between States and Metros........I could have sworn I saw him swimming in the Absecon Inlet one day. I hear he also spends time at the Stanley Holmes Projects. Just don't get caught between the boardwalk and the waters edge that's where he'll get ya. Keep extra playing cards with you when in Atlantic City. You can always beat him at poker.

 

Absolutely not playing some local thing here. I'm just warning people of Bogeton Wolftucks......Irish Wolfhound....so he's big man.....he lost everything gambling and now takes his revenge by eating surfers.

TJ, there are NO locals out at Atlantic City Spots. The typical AC surfer hails from rich families in Ventnor, Margate or Longport.......then of course you always have the Ocean City guys....always with the Ocean guys, OC might be the most talent heavy town on the east coast save a spot or two in Florida. See guys a compliment. Anyway, a lot of dudes get off on the fact that they are surfing in a ghetto........it brings their Tu Pac CD's to life. Boys if you want to surf a real spot in a real ghetto talk to me during huge East swells when Camden's coast lights up.....Gotta be a huge swell though to make it up the river

 

Oh yo .......I'm sorry to keep rambling but I forgot something. I might need you in the future, Erock. I don't want to get into the details here but I'm pondering forming my own country perferably an island nation called Marijuanaland. The basis is that we discover something the world can't live without in the future and become the sole producer of said item. Discover doesn't necessarily mean the Magallean kind......the stuff might already exist.....we just would "discover" the importance of said item in the future. I'll get into the socioeconomic and geopolitical details later...........I"ll need a Minister of Farming so.......I will be keeping you in mind.

 

You are welcome. I do take agricultural and/or monetary donations if you are so inclined. And please this thread is NO JOKE.....I know you people think I'm a clown, moron, idiot......oh yeah, and under the influence......but this is serious stuff..........Just remember - I warned you.....

 

I have a "pizza plant" they're called Italian guys.......they can create pizza ingredients from scratch.....and they're all over New Jersey. So that's no problem. And again y'all, I'm not joking about my island nation either.....I'm dead friggin serious. Stop putting effort into making others wealthy while you suffer. Join me and make Marijuanaland a reality.

 

HEY ZUES CHRISTMAS......This is no joke. Bogeton Wolftucks exists. He is no figment of my imagination..HE'S FROM WALES FOR GOD SAKE'S !!!!

Anyone from the area, watch TV news 40, not the Philly news and you will see lots of disappearances from Atlantic City..........Of course everyone thinks.....THUGS..........all the while, Bogeton Wolftucks smiles from beneath the boards.......waiting.......just waiting for his next victim. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU PEOPLE.......

 

Bogeton Wolftucks doesn't allow photographs and I'm sure as heck ain't taking the risk trying to get one. Aren't you one of those Gruvi followers. I keep getting compared to Gruvi but don't know anything about him. So I'd expect a Gruvi disciple to be more relaxed and not angry about "4 pages about this????" I thought you Gruvi dudes had a sense of humor and shoot.

This post doesn't concern you because you are North Jersey.......,well, you're from North Jersey. AHEM....Nope.......... Don't say it ...There is no Central Jersey...... so don't say it.... People: You are either North or South. There is no Central Jersey.

Ok Jesus. I'm sorry. Next time I'll be sure to fill up 4 pages with.....Hey do any you guys know where this place is? Hey I got a new wetsuit. Hey I'm going to Puerto Rico, does anyone know where that is, and are there any Puerto Ricans there ? Hey Swellinfo yesterday's swell prediction was wrong. I'm afraid to surf alone....I's scared. Yo man, I need dope anybody want to buy some booties? I went to such and such place and rode waves of non-consequence, it was fun. Hey, is the water cold in Maine in January... I'm going to visit my Aunt and want to go surfboard ridin'. Hey man check out this video, it's SICK man. I bought a surfboard yesterday - it's rad, dudes.

 

Thanks 757(that's their area code down there people) . I don't care what those Outer Bank guys say, I have always liked the VA Beach dudes !!..........And you should be wary, VB is one of the places Bogeton Wolftucks would vacation........Also watch around Portsmouth too. He's got problems. He mentioned that he always wanted to eat Jason Borte, Cab Spates and Klieny.

 

Anyone who dismisses Bogeton Wolftucks, I have a challenge for youse guys. Come to Atlantic City between 10:00pm-11:00pm, and sit for a half-hour under the boardwalk somewhere between States and New Hampshire Aves. Better yet, walk, under the baords, from States to mid-way between States and NH Ave, and sit there for a half hour, then continue walking north to New Hampshire Ave. I will come to verify that you have done this but I'm staying on the boardwalk. Any takers ?? Anyone........Anyone? Didn't think so.........Shoot you might even run into Baby J out there.....if he's out of prison yet. Baby J is cool as heck, y'all.

You meany-guys better watch your tone.

 

Thanks for your input TBrown. I wish you a continued joyous day.