Hey do any of you Southern NC guys.......And some other info

Hey do any of you Southern North Carolina dudes know that chick Jenelle from Teen Mom2? She surfs. Man she's saucy. I think she'd be a good girl for a lot of the dudes on this site. Man, last night she's all crying, " I don't wanna be on probation.....wahhhhh....NOW I CAN'T SMOKE.........I'm so stressed out and now I can't chill out and smoke....." HAHA that was great. Sounds like a bunch of people on here. She's all mad at Keifer and shoot. So, do any of you shredders know her?

Attention: Here is a real simple solution to a problem many d-bags have. If you think I suck, stop reading my stuff. You d-bags act like someone is forcing you to click on my threads. Go write your monosyllabic dribble on the inane threads that only kooks would read. Then you act like everything I write is nonesense stuff. Are you people on glue? Most of my threads have dealt with "real" topics: Support your local shaper, amatuer surf forecasting, getting old and bored with east coast waves, the state of the current surf media, and so on.

Stop with the banning stuff. What kind of cowards are you people? People are threatening me with violence, and you guys want me banned. Because of what? Still haven't got an answer to why I suck....A real answer not, "You're irritating." What kind of junk is that. Something that irritates is something you have no control over. You chose to read my stuff. Don't read it.....Are you getting the trend here? If you guys had any intelligence, and I really bothered you, you'd ignore my thread.....let me just drift away unnoticed. GAWD do I even have to come up with your own solutions. I think a lot of you need help. I will help you.

GAWD I get home from surfing crappy two foot garbage and then have to read unjust insults thrown at me by people who claim they hate me yet read everything I write. You people are nuttier than I. And that's not good.

 

For what reason though skippy? OMG another reason you are a disgrace to NJ, you can't even come up with any good come backs. So that's the best you have? Hey, if I get banned(FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER) who would you post these clever pictures to? You're pretty cool man.

Ok guys I'm out of here. You guys will have to entertain yourselves for a while. I have big boy New Jersey business to attend to. Oh, Ihatelongboarders that will give you some time to think of something witty.

MR SWELLINFO, all of these guys are attacking me and making me feel bad about myself. I am thinking of killing myself because of these bullies. And they want me banned. Please get rid of these hate mongers. This guy here even breeds hate in his moniker.

Oh I hatelongboarders, I noticed that you posted, AS SOON AS THIS WENT UP.....hmmmmm I suck but you seem to just lurk around waiting for me.

But yeah, you guys are making me contemplate suicide. I think you mean guys should be banned. I didn't do anything to you. I feel so low and depressed. I'm actually crying right now. Thanks alot.....

 

Oh I did man......surfed choppy two footers early this morning...HA but I had fun man. Unbelievable. It was raining and I pretended I was in Alaska........and a jogger on the beach was a bear. I was yelling to myself......Looking south bound at the madness. Talking to gulls.......Milking that mush.

Thanks for your concern.I always knew you were cool. Nahh these dudes are a joke. I'm just a nice guy and let them have something to do. Face it most of the people hassling me are under 22 years old or retarded. They are all internet punks anyways. But I'll let them have their fun. See, I knew who would be hassling me form the start. I have some kind of power....a knowing...I can just tell what someone is like right off the bat. I'm right most of the time. So the people who rag on me.....I expected it. As long as they have fun, it's all good. Plus these dudes are TERRIBLE at the warfare of insults......horrible. No match. Actually they are so pathetic I'm starting to lose interest.

Hey go surf some two footers and get some Panzone's for me. Have a good day sir.