Miki Dora was correct......

Ok maybe I was a tad togue-in-cheek with the greatest American who ever lived.....but actually I'm not sure. Who was greater? Politicians are completely evil. Dr. King had his vices......The founding fathers were slave-owning fornicating, drunks. Mainsteam sports stars are tools. My daddy is a great American, and so is Howard Stern, but I don't know. Maybe Dora was the greatest American to ever lived. Gosh if we listened to him maybe people like Ihatelongboarders wouldn't be here today.

 

Listen y'all....well first of all there's almost a wave out there. If you were a hobgoblin it might be pretty fun. Some well-shaped 1 foot peaks out there. It's all clean and ****. A draining two footer here and there. I don't like when it teases you.....you're desparate and it looks almost flat and then boom a macking thigh high set comes rolling in....and makes you go, "hmmmmm" Then it's barely a foot and you're all, " Oh hell no.".........Then another macking set pushing over knee-high comes thundering in...

OK, Miki Dora. Good Lord, I said he sustained his lifestyle by questionable means. However, did he lie, cheat or steal - was he more corrupt, more inheritantly evil than your average United States politician? Is commiting credit fraud worth traveling the world, surfing twitchen spots, and giving your finger to the mainstream world? Is two years in a cell worth a seven year world tour? Say what you will but it takes courage to buck the system. He also was intelligent and foresaw this world we live in today. He saw all the BS, long ago, not just in the surf world but every day life as well. It's not easy being a mad genius(just ask Erock) and saying things that are beyond the times. Plus, people being what they are, many were jealous of Da Cat's abilities, smarts, style and noteriety. So don't believe every negative story being passed around. Oral tradition can be a biased one.

 

Well that took you long enough. Ok take out your Weisbecker prose and show how my post is "almost word for word" the same. Go ahead.....you brought it up. I'll wait........Hey this isn't Weisbecker himself is it ?

Umm, Weisbecker isn't the only disaffected older dude out there you know. What was it the investment banker/corporate lawyer thing? Yeah, gee I wasn't thinking of Allan at that time so any similarities are purely coincidental. This had to do with Dora who saw all of these things years ahead, so if anything I was crediting HIM with the "idea" not plagerizing Allan Weisbecker's "original" thoughts of a declining surf culture.

Dude, I never said I INVENTED these opinions.....I wasn't the first and I won't be the last.I like how I bring out all the dudes who join mesage boards just to be voyeurs. Hey speak out a little more, dude. It won't hurt you.

Stay tuned Fungus(cool name dude), my next thread will be about my ex-girlfriend Liza who cheated on me and I solve a murder case and get threatened by a bunch of dudes in a central American country. You'll love it.....

 

Dude after you are done with my post above..........are you friggin serious. I just reread that first post. It in no way shape or form is "almost word for word" the same as Capitan Cero.........The only thing that is similiar is the Corporate lawyer/investment banker at Ditch Plains/Philadelphia Ave Sea Girt thing. AND the two reasons that scenario sprang to mind was, I wanted to make a North Jersey surf spot reference and because a few days prior to my posting, I watched a dude checking the surf in Ocean City, and he must have made three calls on his cell phone. I saw this on a surf cam.....he'd talk.....put it down......call someone else.....and he was dressed like he just got back from the country club.

Is that ok, Fungus?