Meatballs in the wetsuit?

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by bubba, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    When scrotal meat balls and tube steak aren't cutting it I'll pour a bag of Doritos into my suit. If it’s really gnar, I stuff a couple lobsters in there.
     
  2. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay New Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    I just want to say I respect Bubba for having the balls to say what everyone in this forum has been thinking all winter. I personally have not tried meatballs, but look forward to giving it a go. I think homemade lasagna works the best (none of that stouffers crap). My only word of advice is to stay away from microwaveable meals. I once stuffed an entire "Hungry Man" salisbury steak meal down my suit right out of the microwave and singed my ballsack. Still can't grow hair on my left nut...sucks.
     

  3. bubba

    bubba Member

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    Jan 19, 2011
    Yesterday was a cold one, tried something new...one swedish meatball and one squirrel/buffalo meatball wrapped in week old boars head roast beef...thanks again for the advice, anyone else get innovative yesterday?
     
  4. goldenarowplacement

    goldenarowplacement Member

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    Feb 23, 2012
  5. avonsurfernc

    avonsurfernc Well-Known Member

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    Dec 17, 2009
    Where's the fukin meatballs?
     
  6. beagleagle

    beagleagle Well-Known Member

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    Aug 6, 2008
    doesnt anyone pee in their wetsuit anymore
     
  7. A.E.Z. (Surf & Sponge)

    A.E.Z. (Surf & Sponge) Active Member

    31
    Jul 28, 2011
    put spaghetti in your wet suit, but make sure it doesn't fall out of your pockets or ****s gonna get awkward real fast... and make sure you use whole wheat pasta *in the case that spaghetti falls out, quickly clean it up with your sock.
     
  8. sponger72

    sponger72 Member

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    Oct 8, 2011
    I second this statement.
     
  9. Hack N Shack

    Hack N Shack Well-Known Member

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    Mar 2, 2011
    the only meat balls in my wet suit are permanently attacted.....y'all are kooks