One single question

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by ragdolling, May 21, 2012.

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  1. May 21, 2012 #1
    ragdolling

    ragdolling Well-Known Member

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    Jul 30, 2010
    In order to simplify things, I have combined every thread I've ever read on this board into one simple question.

    Here goes.
    What the best wetsuit to wear when you're surfing stoned at night after eating pizza with Gruvi during an overhyped hurricane swell and a stupid kook/benny- you know, that guy who relies on the forecast 'cause he's too f-in lazy to check the conditions himself - drops in on you, dings your board and you have to take a dump but don't have any baby wipes?
     
    ragdolling, May 21, 2012
    ragdolling, May 21, 2012
  3. May 21, 2012 #2
    Surferdann

    Surferdann Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2008
    No wetsuit necessary. You'll be naked becasue your stoned and it's nighttime. BTW - Nice Gruvi reference.
     
    Surferdann, May 21, 2012
    Surferdann, May 21, 2012

  5. May 21, 2012 #3
    ragdolling

    ragdolling Well-Known Member

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    Jul 30, 2010
    The baby wipes thread was all time. My youngest kid graduated from diapers like a year ago I have to say I miss having those things handy for when that not-so-fresh feeling strikes.
     
    ragdolling, May 21, 2012
    ragdolling, May 21, 2012
  6. May 21, 2012 #4
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

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    Dec 6, 2010
    That my friend, is some funny stuff...
     
    fl.surfdog, May 21, 2012
    fl.surfdog, May 21, 2012
  7. May 21, 2012 #5
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    Best
    Post
    Ever

    (But you left out SJB. I hope he replies to this)
     
    Erock, May 21, 2012
    Erock, May 21, 2012
  8. May 21, 2012 #6
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    Aug 14, 2008
    def a 6/5/4, especially if it's mid-august...you ain't baked unless your literally baking and while your baking, Gruvi's wife will be making the pizza pie with a wonderful topping of foreskin shaped into the psi logo. Luckily after eating all that goodness, the waves will be triple OH, and it will be time to paddle out without a leash...the cheese and foreskin should bind you up enough that you won't need the baby wipes. Hope this answers your question.
     
    Koki Barrels, May 21, 2012
    Koki Barrels, May 21, 2012
  9. May 21, 2012 #7
    Swellinfo

    Swellinfo Administrator

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    haha, good stuff!!
     
    Swellinfo, May 21, 2012
    Swellinfo, May 21, 2012
  10. May 21, 2012 #8
    dudeman

    dudeman Well-Known Member

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    Jan 21, 2011
    stay above it! stay above the weather!!!
     
    dudeman, May 21, 2012
    dudeman, May 21, 2012
  11. May 21, 2012 #9
    Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

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    You're killing me!

    Edit: What do you think about tomorrow?
     
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    Erock, May 21, 2012
    Erock, May 21, 2012
  12. May 21, 2012 #10
    wave1rider65

    wave1rider65 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 31, 2009
    Very Nice!
     
    wave1rider65, May 21, 2012
    wave1rider65, May 21, 2012
  13. May 21, 2012 #11
    yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    A spring suit.....dah!

    Seriously, Bravo!!! Take a bow.
     
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    yourdirtymomma, May 21, 2012
    yourdirtymomma, May 21, 2012
  14. May 22, 2012 #12
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

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    Great! I guess if someone answers this questions, I can stop checking this forum! btw- Where is Gruvi- and is he actually real??? he should post a pic of him surfing...
     
    Mr.Belmar, May 22, 2012
    Mr.Belmar, May 22, 2012
  15. May 22, 2012 #13
    ZBass

    ZBass Well-Known Member

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    Jan 4, 2012
    Hysterical.....just spit coffee all over my desk.
     
    ZBass, May 22, 2012
    ZBass, May 22, 2012
  16. May 22, 2012 #14
    mOtion732

    mOtion732 Well-Known Member

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    this is all that was missing
     
    mOtion732, May 22, 2012
    mOtion732, May 22, 2012
  17. May 22, 2012 #15
    leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

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    Aug 12, 2010
    going to need a matuse, or a patagonia, at least. Who knows, maybe you can have something made.

    Don't forget to bring the bong thread in case 420 comes up.

    And a leash. Don't you dare forget your f*cking leash!
     
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    leethestud, May 22, 2012
    leethestud, May 22, 2012
  18. May 22, 2012 #16
    Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool

    Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool Well-Known Member

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    Aug 17, 2011
    I'm thinking about going on a surf trip. Does anyone know if there are waves in Puerto Rico? What about the Outer Banks in North Carolina? Are there reefs in Hawaii???
     
    Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool, May 22, 2012
    Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool, May 22, 2012
  19. May 22, 2012 #17
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

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    Have you heard about the waves in Camden??
     
    Mr.Belmar, May 22, 2012
    Mr.Belmar, May 22, 2012
  20. May 22, 2012 #18
    whitewater

    whitewater Well-Known Member

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    Feb 25, 2010
    I hear pheonix should be getting some really nice surf the day before the day after tomorrows yesterday. But the rattle snakes are really bad this time of year. you might be aight if you have kitten repellent. Wetsuit?? shiiiiit i'd be rockin the dry suit if i was you.
     
    whitewater, May 22, 2012
    whitewater, May 22, 2012
  21. May 22, 2012 #19
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    Apr 30, 2008
    I just won a rad surf comp at my wave pool in Arizona. I'm going to Hawaii and was wondering if I can ride a twin fin at pipeline?

    Also, does anyone know where I can send some video to get sponsored by the hollister surf team?

    Thanks Brahs!!
     
    aka pumpmaster, May 22, 2012
    aka pumpmaster, May 22, 2012
  22. May 22, 2012 #20
    OC&SC-83

    OC&SC-83 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 25, 2011
    HAHAHA. C'mon gruvi.... there must be a response. Unless he got banned again.

    I hear Kansas City breaks better than Phoenix.
    That had to be sarcasm.
     
    OC&SC-83, May 22, 2012
    OC&SC-83, May 22, 2012
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