dumping in the water?

I may be the KING of dumping in the water. Almost a daily occurence i would say. Its funny as hell to see a giant log float by all the summer tourists as they scream in terror. I cant wait for the warm weather so i can eat alot of tacos and take giant dumps in the water.

 

sick, sick people. Drive to the food lion. Grocery stores always have top notch sh*tters.

 

I'm noticing a strong positive correlation between northerness/proximity to NJ and the propensity to defecate in the same ocean you're surfing/bathing in or to at least find thaT amusing. It's not that hard to find a toilet and if you're in a remote area why not go dig a hole in the sand and cover it up afterwards.

 

Memorial Day Weekend!!! My favorite time to start the summer season off with a huge dump, when all 100,000 of my closests friends show up to the beach.

 

Aqua dump!

 

wow someone dug this one out... anyone ever go in their hooded 4/3? I had to go one time- debated letting it out in the suit, but opted for the sand dune instead- water was too cold...

 

bout ten friends and my self went camping and brought a keg along. drank all night woke up and paddled out. well about 30 min in to the session I had to let it go "beer ****s", so I threw my legs over my board and dropped them. it was the most satisfying feeling in the world. just make sure you move away from it as you go.
Another time I was at the river and had to so I did. I didn't pay attention to the direction the water was moving and let it go. it was a floater and got me in the back, I was kinda grossed out on that one.

 

Got a classic picture of Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool dumping one out under the pier in 30 degree winter swell...wet suit around the waste, sand blowing up in the crack...I email it around every so often....Earl of Dump/Poop of Cool

 

I had the Hershey squirts the other day, sometimes you can't help it. Aquadumps feel fresh.

 

i can poop whenever i want where ever.. when i grip meatloaf that is, kosher non pork. duh. i hope if you do s**t in the lineup you better hope i dont catch you. def make u eat that floater kook

 

A sponger that poos in the surf is like a paraplegic basketball player pooing on the court.

 

aqua dumping strategy

i'm not into dumping in the water, but it is a fine tactic for cleaning out the peak if it's too crowded. we were surfing desert point in 08 when the entire rvca crew rolled up and completely took over the peak. we'd been there for 2 days waiting for the swell and kept getting burned by these guys blocking for eachother. my buddy paddled inside everyone and took a loose **** and bought us a few minutes respite

 

Yep. When dropping a deuce on the beach or in the dunes, ALWAYS make sure your arse faces AWAY from the wind. I'm an expert beach/dunes dumper (even do the "tuck in" so as to not wiz on my trunks/suit) but I messed up that time.....
In all my decades I've never sent one down to Davey Jone's Locker. Even with the squirts. It always backs off. Maybe I have Aqua Deuce Stage Fright?!?!

 

Awesome

That early morning cup of coffee and bowl rip, will get your stomach ready to deploy a brown uboat in the line up...... I'm notorious for dropping turds on unsuspecting kooks in the line up. Beware im ****ting on a peak near you soon.

 

Baby Wipes!

Make sure you bring along the baby wipes to make sure you have that fresh clean feeling afterwards!

 

I got a good story. Local ESA contest a couple years back my friend had to take a dump right before his heat but had no time. He decided it would be a good idea to let loose in his full suit and then surf his whole heat.

 

i took a **** out there once cause i couldn't wait any longer and the waves were so good. good thing it was summer or i would of been a bag of **** hahahaha. but i was still was wearing a shorty so it just floated on out with i un zipped.

 

I have heard of a lot of stories of something similar like this actually. And though most of the people are taking their dump on the sand part, the washing motion of the waves will surely get them right in tow.

Just plain sick if you ask me, but people tend to do it on the regular, quite unfortunately.

 

I like to think of it as pooping with the dolphins. I also like to do it at azzt when an annoying family or fisherman rolls up and parks super close !

 

If I saw someone **** near me in the water while I'm there, I'd grab the scruff of their neck and back of their shorts and drag them across the beach and shove their mouth down the public john!