Meet me at my break

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ClemsonSurf, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    "Meet me at my break and we'll surf together"

    Is this a threat or an invitation? People keep saying this on here and I don't quite understand it. Some sort of surf fight? Or are you guys really just gonna hang out and surf together cuz that sounds pretty fun.

    I would love to see the awkward confrontation between a couple internet tough guys meeting at Kook street and Cool Guy Ave then whip out their Iphones and start bashing each other on SI right next to each other. Probably wouldn't even get in the water because they forgot their rashguards.

    Wheres YourDirtyMomma? She's gone and SJB reincarnate shows up? Maybe she isn't the jilted porn princess we all know and love.

    SJB/NSW... Welcome back it really has been kinda dry around here without you but I miss you like I miss a mosquito bite. It feels good for a while then it turns into a bloody scab..... We just broke the skin.

    If I could resurrect anyone from this forum's past it would be our entreprenuer friend PHYSIX. That kid wouldn't give up.
     
  2. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    "PORN PRINCESS?!" That's Queen to you!

    LOL....I'm just kidding. I'm not really a porn anything....except supplier....dealer. Good to hear I'm loved :)

    Should I feel jilted? And by who or what?

    I was working on my house inland....AGAIN! I swear SJB/NSW and I are different people.....either that or I've been having some really creepy conversations with myself.
     
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  3. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    O' and if I ever say "meet me at my break" it's because I want to have the pleasure of surfing together......or at least getting you to carry my board down for me :)

    So "meet me at my break!".....be sure to bring snacks.
     
  4. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I'm sorry my queen. I'll bite and agree that you're not the same person.

    Jilted by boy #1 who taught you how to surf but disappeared, right? Maybe I'm mixed up... the AC in my office has been out all day and it was about 89* when I wrote that.
     
  5. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    No, no, no....you are right....guess I forgot to be jilted.

    One boy lost + Started surfing = I win!

    "Jilted Porn Queen" it is! LMAO!

    Now I better be careful about over posting.....I don't want ihatelongboarders to feel even more threatened by me.

    Actually, you know what.....ihatelongboarders is a bodyboarder.....I could hardly believe my eyes! O' my frickin eyes.

    ihatelongboarders.....meet me at my break....I will be nice and push you on my longboard.
     
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  6. NorthSeawallWill

    NorthSeawallWill Active Member

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    Jun 29, 2012
    Actually I don't say, "meet me at my break." I don't want these dweebs floundering around there. I use the "meet at my break" thing as a way to try and thwart the insults. So, if somebody FOLLOWS ME AROUND AND READS EVRYTHING I WRITE, yet still throws insults my way.......then by all means, I invite them to meet me in person in Camden, Philly, or Atlantic City.

    Maybe I should pick other spots cause I do have an advantage there. For one thing, most white boys are scared of Camden. So they usually back off after that. I'm no tough guy, though all of my old associates were. I've been fighting this line between the nice suburban boy and the inner-city, drug thug for years.

    My point is.........I will say what I write in person to anyone. Most of these guys wouldn't. I am not an internet tough guy.....I am not a tough guy.......but surfers don't phase me.

    Hey Clemson, you like getting bit by mozzies? It feels good at first? Hey, whatever floats your boat. Ahh Clemson, another one who checked my profile page all of the time.......gave me a part compliment and touched it off with an insult. Ahhh South Carolina.........Hey man, don't drown at the Washout this summer, dude
     
  7. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    You can't deny the sense of satisfaction you get scratching a good mosquito bite. I think you got my literary allusion but I'm sure it will do no good. Someone once told me that rainbows are so pretty and special because they only come around every once in a while. If we had rainbows all the time they'd be no more special than clouds.

    When I saw NSW I felt like I was seeing a double rainbow... what does this mean??? It was a good feeling for a while. Like hooking up with an ex-girlfriend but than you remember why you dumped her the next morning.

    I think I've said this before but Less is More.
     
  8. NorthSeawallWill

    NorthSeawallWill Active Member

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    Jun 29, 2012
    Well ok, I didn't know how deep you are, Clemson......I dig it. Ha, see sometimes less isn't more. Some of you smart guys, especially down south don't talk enough. Stop hoarding your intellect and share.........MY GOD MAN THESE KIDS NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET !!!
     
  9. ND081

    ND081 Well-Known Member

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    i don't really care about any of this stuff, but is dirtymomma actually a porn dealer?
     
  10. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    You guys make work and flat spells bearable. Thanks
     
  11. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    So if I "meet you at your break" what's gonna happen. Are we fighting or staring meanly and flexing while we surf or what?

    Meet me at my break bro. It's going down. You better bring it. Reminds me of a dance off turf war from the movies.

    Nsw don't get all in a tizzy, this isn't directed at you
     
  12. purpleheadedyogurtslinger

    purpleheadedyogurtslinger Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2012
    let me help you guys with this, before I get banned for telling everyone to f*ck off in that other thread.

    It can be synonymous with "back off" or "that's enough" of just "leave me alone". Used as a forewarning that you have left the friend zone and future insults could escalate to violence if given the opportunity.

    SJB, meet me at my break.
     
  13. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
  14. purpleheadedyogurtslinger

    purpleheadedyogurtslinger Well-Known Member

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    Jun 21, 2012
    oh come on man I thought it was good. You know, the full circle thing.
     
  15. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    Brahahahaha! @ all of you. Ya'll be nice to each other.....YourDirtyMomma said so :)

    ;) full circle is always good.
     
  16. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    With all this talk about internet tuff guys, I can't help wondering who is the internet tuffest guy and what made him so tuff.
     
  17. super fish

    super fish Well-Known Member

    Sep 2, 2008
    SJB was the toughest guy and the internet made him tough
     
  18. DJFresh

    DJFresh Well-Known Member

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    Jul 7, 2008
    I would have to say Gruvi. He is schooled in various karate disciplines and rules the line-up with his crew at Assateague.
     
  19. Hack N Shack

    Hack N Shack Well-Known Member

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    Mar 2, 2011
    the only cool forum to ever exist was eastcoastsurf. this forum bores the hell outta me. i don't even know why i am replying to this...
     
  20. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Not sure about your full circle thing. I guess you could elaborate a bit. It we could meet at my break and talk about it... I mean that in the nicest possible way. Your post reminded me of the lion king and I've had the circle of life in my head for the whole night.