Does somebody wanna get into a fight

Discussion in 'Southeast' started by S-T-R-E-T-C-H, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. Waxer

    Waxer Member

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    Sep 4, 2012
    Hey bra, you like beef?
     
  2. BOROG18

    BOROG18 Member

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    Aug 24, 2012
    sounds like it might be a case of big man lil **** syndrome(sorry that was just hanging out there waiting to be said) sincerely all apologies and please take it as the joke it was meant to be ....Dude you know how it works, if you cool we cool. when you start a thread off with "Does anybody wanna have a fight?" ain't gonna get a whole lotta dudes looking to have a beer w/ya. Ya feelin me bro? Just have yourself a good trip, someone talks ****-ignore it and keep surfing . Be the stronger person and walk away. Unless you truly feel threatened (on land, cause I ain't ever seen someone get smacked in the water-and I been surfing close to 35 years) let it go and roll
     

  3. follybeachpro

    follybeachpro Member

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    Sep 14, 2012
    hey Stretch you sound like your a ***got ass ***** ass *****. come up to folly beach sc and ill put you in your place aka the hospital with your jaw wired shut
     
  4. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    Man, what happened to meeting you by the truck to smoke weed in PR, that sounded a lot cooler than getting choked out with a leash.
     
  5. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    This thread was meant to get peoples hair up. If u dish jokes u gotta take em rite? Im down for kikn it here in pr. Swellinfo is my new heat vent. If im itchy n feeling like im gonna do sumthin stupid ijust hop on here n let it roll.

    The most entertainment is the people who think I actually wanna go home n get into a fight. I kno how errbody is n the second some real gangster **** starts to happen somebodies snitchin n somebodies callin their mom. The internet isnt a spot to gather info about somebodies personality. Half of yall arent as cool as u make urself seem n the other half probably are fat balding n live n the basement of their moms house getn their jollies off staring at surfers all day
     
  6. super fish

    super fish Well-Known Member

    Sep 2, 2008
    so what youre saying is that you could be a total douche from idaho?
     
  7. SoDelLocal

    SoDelLocal Well-Known Member

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    Jul 17, 2010
    Darn with all the time I've spent actualy surfing I haven't kept up with this thread. Lot going on since yesterday.
     
  8. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    Yea im a dou he from idaho n ima product of imbreeding. This mouse is dead. This thread is boring. The only reason i kept replying is cuz i had a bet that this wld get 5 pages in one day n it did. So now i got a six pack waitin on me. Thank you for hour cooperation.

    I was gonna go on a spiritual rant about how yalls egos n false feeling of ownership is the reason y people think they can tell somebody to get off "their" beach. But thats another post another day. Well i have my six pack earned so im outta here. Yall feel free to rant on. But this mouse is dead and has long become boring.

    Las dunas was rippin this morning. Head high glass. So much fun. I hope the waves follow me. Then maybe yall wldnt b so quick to tell somebody to leve your beach.
     
  9. Spongegnar

    Spongegnar Well-Known Member

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    Feb 19, 2009
    Stretch, you can lick my d ickdragging nutsack
     
  10. skimdog

    skimdog Well-Known Member

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    Jul 2, 2012
    Dudes put this thread to bed before mr. stretch eats his whole foot!
     
  11. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    Honestly what got everybody mad? Does everybody only have dry humor now. Cld u seriously think somebody wld threaten a whole coast n be serious about it. I mean it is aggrivating to hear about evrybody disrespecting eachother all the time so i just figured id hype yall up a bit. N it clearly worked. But im not the type of surfer who will even look aroud at whos in the water too much i just follow ettuquite n dont drop in on people. Cuz here in the shallows if u put somebody in the wrong spot they cld die. Nobody WANTS to die for sport. Yall just chill n burn one down n get stoked cuz i have faith that well get swell while im there.

    So my **** is little n im from idaho n im bipolar n a surf jihadist. But before everything im a person that cares about the surf community being a community n not a ghetto. I just wld like for people to stop tearing others down just to feel cool or get a wave. Nobody owns a wave it was given to you. So dont respect me but respect the ocean yemaya demands it shell show u
     
  12. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    DUDE!!! What the Fu** is on your biscuit???
    You were just trying to be funny and stir up shi*, right? So, why are you surprised when you do? Either you were trying o get people to freak and you succeded... Or you are a total douche and were serios with your first thread.... Either way, let it go. You write douchey shi* so people are going to ***** at you. That's the response you say you wanted... Embrace it
     
  13. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

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    Mar 25, 2011
    Cant wait to drive people crazy w my next post. I mite start doing this once weekly to give swellinfo. A boxing ring if you will. Maybe if we get in here n take out all our anger happiness or whatever emotion comes that it will create a more peaceful swell scene. We will have worked it out of our systems if you will. ALL IN FAVOR SAY I
     
  14. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
  15. cresto4

    cresto4 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2010
  16. stoked20

    stoked20 Member

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    Sep 21, 2012
    ill punt onto your neck
     
  17. primo

    primo Well-Known Member

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    Dec 20, 2007
    All you clowns can't be serious! You can't make this stuff up.
     
  18. eastsandbarphil

    eastsandbarphil Member

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    Jul 3, 2012
    you are a dumb**** stretch - I seriously think you are retarded. I want to smack you even though you were joking...
     
  19. skimdog

    skimdog Well-Known Member

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    Jul 2, 2012
    Dude get a clue about what time it is. When you threaten to kill people that is not cool no matter what. Howard Stern does not even joke about that. So stir stuff up, it is fun I agree. But have some ethics. You will need to look that word up. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ethics
     
  20. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    stretch do holler if your travels take you to VB. I'm down with beers and bongs and starting fights with guido's.

    I want to feed you some PCP or something and let you loose on the first street crowd.