I recently received a transmission from a non earth celestrial body that you might be interested in. It reads as follows: Greetings earthlings! During the last cyclonic episode that occurred in the eastern quadrant of the liquid filled depression running north to south for approximately 20,000 quarsacks. I was picking up negative energy from several life forms that I encountered floating in the primordial soup you call an ocean. For my part I was doing just as I was taught back at home and slithered among the earthlings and attempted to take my fair share of the rhythmic pulses. All in all I behaved as I would on any starlit day on millenniatide (my home planet) and gave little thought to anything but my own enjoyment, which is my right correct? Well to make a long story short I was vibed. Because of this Vibing you must not attempt to visit millenniatide in the near future because you shall be vibed big time. Sorry I got out of character near the end but I was getting bored with my story, lol.
Ha ha I don't feel bad, just took a break from work and started typing. After I posted it I got second thought about wasting forum space and tried to delete it but couldn't figure out how to do it so here it sits, lol.
Ill be the one with the starlit sqimzarks on (inflatable safety devices) Sitting lightyears from the rocky surfaced landing zark........LLIIIGGHHHHHTTTT YYEEEAAARRRRSSSSSSSSS
I'll still vibe all your kook, kroylock, 'umn'choyck..beeajjjj'urrk (couldn't figure out how to make an umlaut work), starship pansyarse fraking skin bags from my home break.
And if y'all think SUP's, wave jets, tow-ins and kayaks are bad..... wait 'till I drop in on you with my freaking Tardis!
Dammit! Why can't I get the god-forsaken umlaut to work!!!! And follybeahpro, don't you know that an appreciation for sic-fi is a strong indicator of intelligence and creativity? Sure, it may not do anything for your surfing ability--although I'm sure an act of god couldn't even get you past taking straight-handers, but it's still awesome. Thanks for bringing your little girl pants to the party.....
Nice to see some people havin fun on here. Still haters come out of the woodwork. Im gonna have to get my imagination firing again cuz this post is fun
Half of my life is surfing and the other half is this forum. The other other half is everything else.
im doing all you losers on this thread a favor by "hating" cause it stirs the pot- therefore adding excitement to your pathetic lives..so your welcome. also taking straight handers? cmon bra dont you know im a pro and the only little girl pants coming to the party are your girlfriends but since your talking about sci fi i doubt you even have one
These astroids think that they can go around and vibe anyone in the galaxy! I would rather get stuck in a black hole than to get such a vibing!