Warning all surfers of earth!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Zippy, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    I recently received a transmission from a non earth celestrial body that you might be interested in. It reads as follows:

    Greetings earthlings! During the last cyclonic episode that occurred in the eastern quadrant of the liquid filled depression running north to south for approximately 20,000 quarsacks. I was picking up negative energy from several life forms that I encountered floating in the primordial soup you call an ocean. For my part I was doing just as I was taught back at home and slithered among the earthlings and attempted to take my fair share of the rhythmic pulses. All in all I behaved as I would on any starlit day on millenniatide (my home planet) and gave little thought to anything but my own enjoyment, which is my right correct? Well to make a long story short I was vibed. Because of this Vibing you must not attempt to visit millenniatide in the near future because you shall be vibed big time.

    Sorry I got out of character near the end but I was getting bored with my story, lol.
     
  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Don't feel bad. I made a post this week too that no one commented on.
     

  3. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    Im gonna fly my long starship out to your planet and sit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outside. lol.
     
  4. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Ha ha I don't feel bad, just took a break from work and started typing. After I posted it I got second thought about wasting forum space and tried to delete it but couldn't figure out how to do it so here it sits, lol.
     
  5. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Mrfitz, extra long starships are for kroylocks (that's kook in earthly vernacular) lol.
     
    Last edited: Sep 26, 2012
  6. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    Oh I forgot to mention its a foam top starship.
     
  7. james

    james Member

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    May 2, 2010
    Ill be the one with the starlit sqimzarks on (inflatable safety devices) Sitting lightyears from the rocky surfaced landing zark........LLIIIGGHHHHHTTTT YYEEEAAARRRRSSSSSSSSS
     
  8. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    I'll still vibe all your kook, kroylock, 'umn'choyck..beeajjjj'urrk (couldn't figure out how to make an umlaut work), starship pansyarse fraking skin bags from my home break.
     
  9. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    And if y'all think SUP's, wave jets, tow-ins and kayaks are bad..... wait 'till I drop in on you with my freaking Tardis!
     
  10. follybeachpro

    follybeachpro Member

    21
    Sep 14, 2012
    lame thread..do any of you losers have a life or is this forum it?
     
  11. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    This forum is it for me.
     
  12. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    Dammit! Why can't I get the god-forsaken umlaut to work!!!!

    And follybeahpro, don't you know that an appreciation for sic-fi is a strong indicator of intelligence and creativity? Sure, it may not do anything for your surfing ability--although I'm sure an act of god couldn't even get you past taking straight-handers, but it's still awesome. Thanks for bringing your little girl pants to the party.....
     
  13. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
  14. S-T-R-E-T-C-H

    S-T-R-E-T-C-H Well-Known Member

    84
    Mar 25, 2011
    Nice to see some people havin fun on here. Still haters come out of the woodwork. Im gonna have to get my imagination firing again cuz this post is fun
     
  15. cresto4

    cresto4 Well-Known Member

    460
    Aug 19, 2010
    Half of my life is surfing and the other half is this forum. The other other half is everything else.
     
  16. James Domorski

    James Domorski Member

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    Feb 15, 2011
    I dont think you quazarks understand.... This guy is obviously a pro.....
     
  17. follybeachpro

    follybeachpro Member

    21
    Sep 14, 2012
    im doing all you losers on this thread a favor by "hating" cause it stirs the pot- therefore adding excitement to your pathetic lives..so your welcome. also taking straight handers? cmon bra dont you know im a pro and the only little girl pants coming to the party are your girlfriends but since your talking about sci fi i doubt you even have one
     
  18. seventy1percent

    seventy1percent Well-Known Member

    58
    Oct 13, 2011
    These astroids think that they can go around and vibe anyone in the galaxy! I would rather get stuck in a black hole than to get such a vibing!
     
  19. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008

    Vader can vibe HEAVY:
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  20. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011