anything but clothes party?

wear a bushel of crabs

 

bubble wrap

 

parking cone and caution tape

 

any form a wetsuit especially a farmer john

 

that sounds gross. There's no way that was comfy.

 

Had to be hot as hell also. But at a party you can always quench your thirst with many libations. Just one question, how did you pee?

 

Last time I did that. I wore a pillow case. Cut two leg holes. Stitched in a piece of rope as a belt. It was classy.

 

I miss college

 

couldnt you have just gone naked

 

No one wants to see that

 

You can try trendy jeans and t-shirts. Every guy looks cool on trendy t-shirts and jeans with a pair of nice shoes and other accessories