New level's of kookdom

Cool idea to promote the site but its pretty transparent.

 

i fully regret clicking that link and watching the first minute of that video and wasting my life

 

Man oh man, that makes two of us. My ears hurt listening to that tard. I've seen boards 'explained' so much better than that & without the juvenile wanna-be-cool histrionics while sporting a skullie. This fella is not happening in so many ways.

 

i believe we can all come into agreement that swellchasing is a kook for trying to make us look at these gay webisodes

 

I'd rather have everyone think surfing sucks so the lineups thin out.

 

What does kook mean?

 

A blasphemous insult to lost surfboards. It sounds like this guy hasn't even ridden one before...

 

"i'm holding it, i'm holding it, i'm rubbing it, i'm rubbing it"

Sham wow comparison was spot on.

 

Anything that is named "Shredshow" isn't getting 5 seconds of my time.

 

Gerry Lopez he is not, what an idiot

 

Are you kidding me...what happened to RANDAL, GILLIGIGAN, and CHICKEN...those were the all time kick ass representatves for LOST. This guy has done one to many rails of meth and is molesting that board way to creepy!!! Disappointed...

 

I'm not even gonna look, I'll take your words for it. or take your's word for it. or you's guys's word for it. I think I just blew a fuse attempting to figure out how to word that and I'm still not sure....and yes, I ment to say another fuse.

 

In his defense, web video is a really, really tough game in terms of trying to hold people's attention, especially if you don't have footage and are just doing a standup. I was prepared to be appalled and didn't think it was too bad.

 

He wasn't that bad... I kinda want to buy a shamwow from him instead of a surfboard though.

 

Ditto, he wasn't awful plus the pace and info kept my attention but he's def more of a infomercial pitch man.

At least the video didn't have a 1 min. intro showing trees, dunes, the car window view of the drive, the path to the beach, along with every special effect in their editing program, etc. That always pisses me off.

 

Putrid. Seeing him in that Brad Pitt wool hat instantly made me loathe him. Then, he flashes the guns in the unneccesary he-man pose when saying 'click the link below'. Kook would be a compliment for this guy. I'd rather just listen to Biolos himself.
[video=youtube;zffNJQV8tpQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zffNJQV8tpQ[/video]

 

Great video of one of the best board makers. I want an MR board!!!! Thanks for sharing this.

 

kind of a dorky video......(the 1st one anyway)

 

clearly the lost video is meant to poke fun of the stokeddddd, pitteddd, brahhh mentality while delivering information about a board - if you missed that - grab a cold one and relax your trucker cap a couple of notches