So I want to get a new stick. I was thinking about a Roy Stuart. I recently heard they are the best... But I'm $568,450 short. Can someone lend it to me? I have almost $450 now and I don't make too much dough. So I don't think I'll ever save another half a mil. Thanks in advance! I can't wait!
I'm with you bro! I've always wanted my surfing to resemble a turd affixed to an oversized paint stirring stick sliding down a toilet bowl!
you guys are gonna have to back that up with NASA backed physics and a total disreguard of performance and economics.
Sell a pallet load of deer antler spray to pro athletes & you'll have that $500k toboggan in no time flat. (with props to poster 'damook' for the toboggan description)
Nice. You should know that is how real surfers dress. And when you finally fix your stance, you will finally know how to surf like a pro.
here's how you can raise the money, go around your neighborhood and knock on all the doors of the senior citizens (make sure theyre dudes) offering 5 dollar 5 knuckle shuffles. make sure to charge extra for the reach around
and if that dont work you could always pray to a baby jeuses that sports a boner and ask him for a new stick. On second thoughts you could take that 450 dollars and smoke a cock ton of crack and call it even
