Me and NJshredmachine got high and licked eachother's grundles...hey shred remember that night last week? Can't wait to do it again! Next time you give the bumb thumb ok? Awesome!
Actually, only for 30 seconds in between getting shacked and having an interview with surfer mag 7am wrestle sharks 8am pound beers 9am paddle out, get shacked 9:01am get shacked again 9:02 call brah boys to grab the skis because the swell is building 9:02.5 tow in and get pitted 9:05 exit water. Pound beer 9:06am tell jersey police to give You a donut and $&$$& off 9:07am get pitted again 9:10am bang your chick 9:10.5am head back to the macking swell 9:11am get super shacked 9:12am get money 9:13am spend money 9:16am wrestle a shark 9:17am get shacked 9:18.5 bang your chick again 9:19 interview with surfer mag 9:20 smoke a blunt and bang your chick one last time
$2500.00....is this the 6 figures your talking about working after school at Target, c'mon tell the truth
None of us on here are real surfers...we envy you Shred. We all want to surf 23 footers in NJ and bang only models, while being able to bench 400lbs, making six figures, and driving the fastest whip on the block!
How'd your mommy spellcheck your posts? She was over my house earlier. 6 figures, I can't stop laughing.What do you count in pennies?
C'mon you guys don't think there is a legit person behind njshredmachine do you? It's so obviously some guy who enjoys having a goof on the forums.
Anyone that brags about lifting to a forum full of dudes obviously wants to play a naked game of bro on bro leapfrog.
OMG after I laughed so hard I was crying trying to tell my wife that day in the life of Shred he come sin and makes me laugh even harder! Can we get some Shred Machine shirts made up? Maybe a tank top that says NJ Shred Machine surfs better than me.
this is the best day of my life i didnt think kookmachine could be more of an assclown but here he is blownin our minds once again. the t shirt idea is unreal swellinfo needs to make them and pump them out they could put a surf cam in every city. id piss my pants laughing. theres to many epic words of wisdom for one t shirt they need a kookmachine series. i pull hindus on 23 footers brahh
My pictures speak for themselves. It's sooooo funny how many English majors we had on here... Get a life guys.
